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HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
**Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.
**White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
**Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
**Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
**Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
**Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
**France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
**Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
**George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
**Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
**85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
**Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
**Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.
**Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
**Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights
**Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches with
Only 3 illegitimate children.
**New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030..
**IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent..
**Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.
**Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.
**White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
**Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
**Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
**Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
**Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
**France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
**Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
**George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
**Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
**85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
**Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
**Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.
**Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
**Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights
**Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches with
Only 3 illegitimate children.
**New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030..
**IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent..
**Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.
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