Swiss Army Knife Cologne - NASTY!!!!!

[Everglades W68]

So, I sent in a Victorinox Swiss Army Knife for replacement under their lifetime warranty. I received a new knife in the mail - great. Included in the package was a free sample of Swiss Army Knife Cologne.

http://www.swissarmy.com/fragrance/p...gory=fragrance

This stuff is disgusting! I put some on; now my wife is won't get near me - :poke: and for good reason - this junk stinks. I've tried scrubbing with soap and water like three times and it still won't go away.

Never use this stuff. :twak:

[pace2006]

Re: Swiss Army Knife Cologne - NASTY!!!!!

That's funny.

Don't go outside. It might attract the furry critters.

[Everglades W68]

Re: Swiss Army Knife Cologne - NASTY!!!!!

That's funny.

Don't go outside. It might attract the furry critters.

Damn - too late!. I just stepped out and a possum tried to attach itself to my leg.

This stuff is ridiculous.

[Everglades W68]

Re: Swiss Army Knife Cologne - NASTY!!!!!

I changed my shirt to try to reduce the stink. Its a little better for me now. But now my wife is complaining because I've stunk up the laundry room. She's threatening to burn my favorite UCF polo shirt.

[KJZ28]

Re: Swiss Army Knife Cologne - NASTY!!!!!

this made me LOL!!!

[LETZRIDE]

Re: Swiss Army Knife Cologne - NASTY!!!!!

thats how swiss army gets ya back...guy on the other ends probably like "I'll teach this guy to send another knife back in for repair"

[stevethepirate]

Re: Swiss Army Knife Cologne - NASTY!!!!!

Yeah, I try to stick to "reputable" colognes. The non-traditional stuff always smells like ***.