New TSA slogan

[Mighty Thor]

-Grope discounts available.

-Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants.

-If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.

-Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.

-Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last gal.

-Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice.

-Wanna fly? Drop your fly.

-We've handled more balls than Barney Frank

-We are now free to move about your pants

-We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.

-It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.

-When in doubt, we make you whip it out.

-TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'

-You're a virgin?

-We handle more packages than the USPS

-The TSA isn't silly, they just want to inspect your willy

-Stroke of the hand, law of the land

-No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem

-Let your fingers do the Walking

-Cough

-Reach out and touch someone

-Can you feel me now?

-When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette

[marvelrunner]

Re: New TSA slogan

HAHAHA, very funny.

[RPDRed6]

Re: New TSA slogan

Hahahahha

[3.4 slow to go]

Re: New TSA slogan

hey, let's be good to our TSA-holes

[2.8 Bird]

Re: New TSA slogan

:banana:


He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone.








He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice, close to my ear.



"Just relax. . . "







Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, callused hands start at my ankles, gently probing and moving upward along my calves, slowly, but steadily. My breath caught in my throat.



I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so experienced, so sure.



When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and I partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage. And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply.







Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties.







Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant. This is a man, I thought. A man used to taking charge. A man not used to taking "no" for an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted. A man who would look into my soul and say . . . . . :naughty:







"Okay, ma'am," said a voice. "All done."



My eyes snapped open and he was standing in front of me, smiling, holding out my purse. "You can board your flight now."







:D

[Mighty Thor]

Re: New TSA slogan

^ HAHAHA good one.

[dmw319]

Re: New TSA slogan

funny stuff!