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-Grope discounts available.
-Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants.
-If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.
-Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
-Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last gal.
-Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice.
-Wanna fly? Drop your fly.
-We've handled more balls than Barney Frank
-We are now free to move about your pants
-We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.
-It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.
-When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
-TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'
-You're a virgin?
-We handle more packages than the USPS
-The TSA isn't silly, they just want to inspect your willy
-Stroke of the hand, law of the land
-No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem
-Let your fingers do the Walking
-Cough
-Reach out and touch someone
-Can you feel me now?
-When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette
-Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants.
-If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.
-Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
-Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last gal.
-Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice.
-Wanna fly? Drop your fly.
-We've handled more balls than Barney Frank
-We are now free to move about your pants
-We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.
-It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.
-When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
-TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'
-You're a virgin?
-We handle more packages than the USPS
-The TSA isn't silly, they just want to inspect your willy
-Stroke of the hand, law of the land
-No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem
-Let your fingers do the Walking
-Cough
-Reach out and touch someone
-Can you feel me now?
-When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette
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