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    How do you stop them? My truck has sat in the driveway in the same spot for the last 4 months and doesn't have a single spot of bird crap on it ANYWHERE. But the Firebird is like a magnet for the stuff! Especially right after I wash it. Yesterday, I spent all day at the beach, T-tops left off, and it was fine. But I went to the movies afterward and within those 2 hours of being in the movies, there were 3 new spots of bird crap! I finally have a car that I really take pride in, that actually gets a bath more than once or twice a year, and birds like to use it for target practice! This is so frustrating!

    /rant
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    Chaddrich Freed

    (1 of 443) 2002 SLP Firebird GT #107 (244rwhp/254rwtq naturally aspirated)
    2008 Silverado Crew Cab 5.3L 4x4

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    Re: F'ing BIRDS!

    Originally posted by CFreed11 View Post
    How do you stop them? My truck has sat in the driveway in the same spot for the last 4 months and doesn't have a single spot of bird crap on it ANYWHERE. But the Firebird is like a magnet for the stuff! Especially right after I wash it. Yesterday, I spent all day at the beach, T-tops left off, and it was fine. But I went to the movies afterward and within those 2 hours of being in the movies, there were 3 new spots of bird crap! I finally have a car that I really take pride in, that actually gets a bath more than once or twice a year, and birds like to use it for target practice! This is so frustrating!

    /rant
    I used to have a volkswagen, an old beetle, and I had this problem, where they wouldnt get out of the way fast enough, and i would hit them. They would bounce off the hood, hit the windscreen and sail into the air. One time it happened 3 times in one month! There were giant dents all in my hood, luckily they didnt crack the windscreen any.
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    2000 Firebird- Intake, Pacesetters, !cat, full 2.5 to flowcrapster, 1.9 rockers, LS6 springs and Intense modded retainers, WS6 speedlines, T/A bumpers and hatch, 5 spd swapped, SOON TO BE nitrous'd and cammed.

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    • #3
      Re: F'ing BIRDS!

      I have the same problem....Seems like every time I wash and wax within 10 minutes there's a big old white **** trail. It must be because it looks so bad *** that they **** themselves when they see it :)

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      • #4
        Re: F'ing BIRDS!

        Don't park under trees with birds.
        I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

        2008 Saturn Sky Red Line - Midnight Blue

        Pewter Mafia - 2000 Firebird - SOLD
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        • #5
          Re: F'ing BIRDS!

          Originally posted by Everglades W68 View Post
          Don't park under trees with birds.
          x2...LOL
          08' L76 6.0L 4X4 Chevy EXT.Cab LTZ Vortec MAX with Snug top cover, Dynomax exhaust,Hptuners& K&N intake
          96' Camaro M5 to A4 conversion, alot of mods . GT35R Turbo full suspension. Built engine

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          • #6
            Re: F'ing BIRDS!

            Unleash the power pf the dark side. Duh

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            • #7
              Re: F'ing BIRDS!

              Originally posted by Everglades W68 View Post
              Don't park under trees with birds.
              Doesn't matter... at the movies, there wasn't a single tree within 100 yards of the car. There's a tree that partially overhangs my truck tho. I guess I just need to keep a roll of towels and some windex in the car for now on...
              aka FreedStyle
              Chaddrich Freed

              (1 of 443) 2002 SLP Firebird GT #107 (244rwhp/254rwtq naturally aspirated)
              2008 Silverado Crew Cab 5.3L 4x4

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              • #8
                Re: F'ing BIRDS!

                Maybe becaue your car is a fireBIRD and the birds are protesting.

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                • #9
                  Re: F'ing BIRDS!

                  lol yea, my girlfriend said that maybe the birds are intimidated and feel the need to strike when the car is vulnerable (at a standstill with me not around) haha
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                  Chaddrich Freed

                  (1 of 443) 2002 SLP Firebird GT #107 (244rwhp/254rwtq naturally aspirated)
                  2008 Silverado Crew Cab 5.3L 4x4

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                  • #10
                    Re: F'ing BIRDS!

                    you know...your car is Outside....and birds are....outside.....and they pooh...outside. your can is going to get hit! keep a towel and some detailer spray in your car
                    WAWA-A-HOLIC

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                    • #11
                      Re: F'ing BIRDS!

                      Dave:
                      00 Supercharged Camaro - RIP
                      97 Turbo Camaro - Sold

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                      • #12
                        Re: F'ing BIRDS!

                        Hmm, I think my neighbors would frown upon that:naughty:

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                        • #13
                          Re: F'ing BIRDS!

                          Birds have no sphincter muscles in their butts. When the poo gets to their butts, it just goes out.
                          I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

                          2008 Saturn Sky Red Line - Midnight Blue

                          Pewter Mafia - 2000 Firebird - SOLD
                          CENTRAL FLORIDA KNIGHTS!!!!!!!
                          FLORIDA STATE SEMINOLES !!!!!!!

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                          • #14
                            Re: F'ing BIRDS!

                            It's a conspiracy. Birds will bomb the cleanest car out there, just to leave their mark. (Literally and figuratively)
                            2001 white Firebird (completely stock)<br /><br />2003 Civic LX sedan for my daily commute. 115 hp (Yes, pathetic, but gets me 36 mpg!)

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                            • #15
                              Re: F'ing BIRDS!

                              Originally posted by Everglades W68 View Post
                              Birds have no sphincter muscles in their butts. When the poo gets to their butts, it just goes out.
                              Sounds like someone I know..

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