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  • I failed the test

    can you get ANY right?


    The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
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    you are qualified to be a "professional." Scroll down for each answer.
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    The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you
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    1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator ?
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    The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
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    close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
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    2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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    Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
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    refrigerator?" Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator;
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    out the giraffe put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your
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    3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
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    attend... except one.... Which animal does not attend?
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    Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You
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    just put him in there. This tests your memory.
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    Okay even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you
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    4. There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles,
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    Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not
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    been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
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    According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
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    they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several
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    correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves
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    cute.. real cute.

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    • #3
      For the first 2 questions... my response.... was to put them in a blender first..... is that wrong of me????

      #3.... my answer... was... the one that didn't attend [img]smile.gif[/img]

      And.. #4... cross on the bridge [img]tongue.gif[/img]
      Race car - gone but not forgotten - 1997 firebird V6
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      • #4
        Originally posted by 12secondv6:
        For the first 2 questions... my response.... was to put them in a blender first..... is that wrong of me????

        #3.... my answer... was... the one that didn't attend [img]smile.gif[/img]

        And.. #4... cross on the bridge [img]tongue.gif[/img]
        Heheh- I thought the same way about the first two questions. I got the third one right, and for the fourth one, said "hop across on the crocs".
        2000 silver A4 Camaro<br />Whisper lid; Free Ram Air; BMR stb; MSD super conductor wires; Gatorback belt?<br />1986 RX-7 (daily driver)

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        • #5
          Originally posted by 12secondv6:
          For the first 2 questions... my response.... was to put them in a blender first..... is that wrong of me????

          #3.... my answer... was... the one that didn't attend [img]smile.gif[/img]

          And.. #4... cross on the bridge [img]tongue.gif[/img]
          thoes were the expected answers, then they went back and changed them, just so that nobody would think of crap like that. i could of thought of thoes things but who would take a test like that seriously

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          • #6
            is it bad that i got 3 out of the 4? i missed the last one. but crossing the bridge still works
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            • #7
              I got #3 right, sweet! [img]graemlins/rock.gif[/img]
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              • #8
                I only got the last one right :/

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                • #9
                  2 of my friends and i got all of them wrong, then i gave the test to one of my other firends and she got them all right!

                  i said she cheated but she claims she didn't
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                  • #10
                    What does this test really test?

                    My first answer was, "why would you put a giraffe in a refrigarator?"
                    Cardomain

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                    • #11
                      I guess I'm a realist.
                      #1 and #2 I said you don't, they won't fit.
                      #3 the one he ate before it started
                      #4 find a bridge

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                      • #12
                        i took that test in my business class my senior year in highschool. I suprisingly passed it plain and simple.. i guess im just a simple person who doesnt over complicate a situation.


                        but my teacher clued us in by telling us to think as if your a business person and just had to get it done. I guess that clue helped
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                        • #13
                          I've heard this before, a long time ago. I guess this test was given to a bucha kindergardeners, and a buncha kids in college. The younger kids mostly got the correct answers, while the college kids came up with long, drawn out answers. Smart kids.
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                          • #14
                            damn i thought we were supposed to take the empty refridgerator and use it as a boat to float across the river
                            -Aaron, AKA ATL2001<br />93 3.4L <br /><a href=\"http://www.ilfba.com\" target=\"_blank\">www.ilfba.com</a>

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by StudlyCamaro:
                              damn i thought we were supposed to take the empty refridgerator and use it as a boat to float across the river
                              Can you not read....... there was an elephant in the refrigerator, it wasn't empty. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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