haynes manuals taken a step further

[RallyRed 98]

http://www.fastwrx.com/hasexma.html

i'm sure some people already knew this existed, but i was lurking around trying to find out how much the prodrive headlight conversion costs when i discovered the haynes sex manual . now they can leave important steps out of sex, too...

[hawgs]

I cant look at it since I am at work but...

Do you have to disconnect your partners battery cable as the first step? :D

[Drone51]

i can only imagine

"stick it in the tail pipe"


"make sure you grease the cam with assembly lube before sticking it in"

[RallyRed 98]

it's work safe, unless you are not allowed to read the word "sex" at work... honest!

[hawgs]

The URL has sex in it... I'll check it out at home

[epic]

Badass. I bet they left out the chapter for our cars though.

[chas]

Originally posted by hawgs:
Do you have to disconnect your partners battery cable as the first step?

i am sure that's the first step but most of us just skip that right ;)

[user1101]

To your car, disconnecting her battery is like foreplay. Technically, you don't need to, but it's usually a good idea.

[Dojo2000]

Originally posted by user1101:
To your car, disconnecting her battery is like foreplay. Technically, you don't need to, but it's usually a good idea.

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