Think before you speak...

[MTMike]

Think before you speak...
A guy is at the supermarket when he notices that the rather good looking blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar, he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?"

She replies "I may be mistaken, but I think you might be the father of one of my children."

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.

"Christ!" he says, "are you that strip -o-gram on my stag night that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my buddies while your friend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my a$$ ?"

" No" she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher."

[99v6cam]

Your avatar = my response

[Paul Ford]

Wow thats great
LOL

[shock_core]

Originally posted by 99v6cam:
Your avatar = my response

x2

[9camaro9]

Haha lol

[loser]

[img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] omg that was good. thanks i needed that..ive ben sick all week :(

[3.4 slow to go]

Originally posted by 99v6cam:
Your avatar = my response

nah, your avatar all over this "joke"


c'mon Mike, you've done better than this.

[MTMike]

Originally posted by 3.4 slow to go:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 99v6cam:
Your avatar = my response

nah, your avatar all over this "joke"


c'mon Mike, you've done better than this. </font>[/QUOTE]And I've done worse. Wasn't it Babe Ruth who struck out more times than any other Baseball player, but also hit more home runs? :D

[3.4 slow to go]

you probably thinking of Reggie Jackson. And where the hell is his candybar? It ws pretty good when it was around.

[MTMike]

Originally posted by 3.4 slow to go:
you probably thinking of Reggie Jackson. And where the hell is his candybar? It ws pretty good when it was around.

Dunno - baseball sucks anyway :D

[navyblue2000]

Originally posted by MTMike:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 3.4 slow to go:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 99v6cam:
Your avatar = my response

nah, your avatar all over this "joke"


c'mon Mike, you've done better than this. </font>[/QUOTE]And I've done worse. Wasn't it Babe Ruth who struck out more times than any other Baseball player, but also hit more home runs? :D </font>[/QUOTE]dunno about that, but Cy Young has lost more than any major league pitcher, but has also won more.