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It is with saddest heart that I pass on the following news.
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John
Dough and Jane Dough, who has a bun in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly
father, Pop Tart.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth, Hungry Jack, The
California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The
grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly described Doughboy as a man
who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very
smart "cookie", wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was
considered a roll model for millions.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John
Dough and Jane Dough, who has a bun in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly
father, Pop Tart.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth, Hungry Jack, The
California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The
grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly described Doughboy as a man
who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very
smart "cookie", wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was
considered a roll model for millions.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes
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