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someone at work sent me this..i thought it was kinda funny...
> >You gotta love this guy..... This is a true story about a recent
> >wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local
> >newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with
> >about 300 guests.
> >After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
> >microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone
> >for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
> >
> >He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
> >his newfather-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token
> >of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special
> >gift just from him.
> >So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding
>party,
> >was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked
> >them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10
> >glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten
> >suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to
> >tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests'
> >reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said,
> >"F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then
> >he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
> >He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
> >people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out
> >about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing
> >were wrong.
> >His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
> >guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
> >best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This
> >guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a
> >MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
> >
> >
> >Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
> >friends...............................$32,0 00.
> >
> >Wedding photographs commemorating the
> >occasion...................................... ....$3,000.
> >
> >Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
> >Maui......................................$8,5 00.
> >
> >The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
> >humping the best man..........Priceless.
> >
> >There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
> >MASTERCARD
> >You gotta love this guy..... This is a true story about a recent
> >wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local
> >newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with
> >about 300 guests.
> >After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
> >microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone
> >for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
> >
> >He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
> >his newfather-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token
> >of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special
> >gift just from him.
> >So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding
>party,
> >was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked
> >them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10
> >glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten
> >suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to
> >tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests'
> >reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said,
> >"F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then
> >he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
> >He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
> >people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out
> >about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing
> >were wrong.
> >His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
> >guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
> >best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This
> >guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a
> >MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
> >
> >
> >Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
> >friends...............................$32,0 00.
> >
> >Wedding photographs commemorating the
> >occasion...................................... ....$3,000.
> >
> >Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
> >Maui......................................$8,5 00.
> >
> >The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
> >humping the best man..........Priceless.
> >
> >There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
> >MASTERCARD
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