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  • Romanian man mistakes own penis for chicken neck and accidently cuts it off...

    Dog proceeds to eat it.

    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...od_nm/penis_dc


    I cant make **** like this up if I tried.

    [ October 05, 2004, 04:15 AM: Message edited by: GrigoryRasputin ]

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    • #3
      Poor dog.

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      • #4
        All of you grammatically correct MOFO's will love this article. (I'm writing this after reading the first line - Says, "A elderly man, when it should be AN elderly." Even journalist can't spell right and they have spell check [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] )

        I don't think his story checks out....I mean, first off.....how do you get close to a rooster? And then you would have to place the rooster at the same level as your penis. Then you would have to have your penis out (except if you're already naked). Then you would have to have morning wood. Then you would have to have it next to the roosters neck. And then you would have to have the dog next to you or in close proximity so that it could eat it that quick (but if the dog is in close proximity, the rooster would get scared away, making the story fiction).

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        • #5
          Heard that on the radio this morning where the proceeded to have people call in with their own "private" injuries.

          Quite Amusing!

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