political joke

[RallyRed 98]

Originally posted by 95Batmobile:
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that joke normally doesn't have the word "democrat" in front of "consultant."

my ex was a consultant, and it used to piss her off when i told that joke (for obvious reasons).

come up with something new.

Well being that I didn't come up with it, in fact I said "Taken from FuelSlut", I won't take what you said with an seriousness [img]smile.gif[/img]

Now give me back my dog [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]not your joke, camarofan's. </font>[/QUOTE]ooooh I see...

And you guys barely noticed my sig? LOL
It's so true though [img]redface.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]it isn't "haha" funny...


:D

[majeskyb]

Originally posted by 95Batmobile:
Taken from FuelSlut

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude. "

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault."

I heard that joke, only told from an Air Force officer vs. enlisted perspective

The Truth About Enlisted and Officers

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude
and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse
me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago,
but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his GPS and replied, "You're are in a hot air balloon
approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea
level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees,
49.09 minutes west longitude."

"You must be enlisted," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically
correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the
fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."

The man responded, "You must be an officer."

"I am", replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are
going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you
expect me to solve your problem. You are lost due to your own
incompetence and negligence but you want to blame someone else. The fact
is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but
now, somehow, it's my fault."

[95fbirdkid]

I heard that joke on the Car Guy's (click and clack the car brothers) show on NPR radio

[imported_admin]

Both of those jokes are old... yet now they have Democrat/Republican connotation. Yeah. :rolleyes: