Understanding Suicide Bombers, NOW it makes sense....

[CAMAROWIDBASS]

got this from another forum, i think its pretty funny:

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Let's see now:

No Jesus, No Wal-Mart, No television, No cheerleaders,
No baseball, No football, No basketball,
No hockey (even we lose out on this one with the current strike!), No golf, No tailgate parties.

No Home Depot.

No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No shellfish,
or even frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No jambalaya.

More than one wife.

Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from
the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

No chocolate chip cookies.

No Christmas.

You can't shave. Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of
donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your
donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really,

"IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE" ???

[Turbo V6 Camaro]

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so all the chics are dirty and smell like fish the can't eat lol

[L32Projekt]

Good way to put it all in perspective! :D

[Dan M]

It's all so clear to me now.

[imported_admin]

Seeing ignorant anti-Muslim posts like this really impresses me with the intelligence and education level of the American youth.

Get a life, you stupid racist son of a *****.

What next, you going to post about understanding carjackers because they're black and in the ghetto? Or understanding illegal aliens because they're all Mexican and can't speak English?