Got another cheap car from work

[97chevycamaro]

[img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] Its funny how mad people can get when their pos cars break down and how someone like me can talk them inot selling **** for cheap. Ok, today i bought a 1991 Lincoln Towncar, 165,987 miles, white, almost perfect body except messed up rear bumper{ looks like a old minor rear end}. Interior is destroyed, yeah like totally. guy said hes had nothing but problems since he bought it and 4 days ago it overheated and died so he parked it at my store. well after i talked to him i bought it from him for $20. Its funny, i know its ****ed up but ill fix it, looks like it needs a waterpump and a hose. Guy i bought it from looks like a cracked out whore, im afraid to clean the interior out, oh well. $100 in junkyard parts and i can prob sell it for around 2k and make another good profit. Hopefully enough so i can buy that 1984 porsche 911 that my wife keeps saying no too.

[3.4 [deployed]]

have the cops give it a courtesy sniff for drugs, just in case ;)

[andrew.brandon]

or sell what you find. more money.

[PiLOTLiTE]

Originally posted by andrew.brandon:
or sell what you find. more money.

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[97chevycamaro]

got finished cleaning out the car, made a list of what i found

a pair of poopy underwear, bunch of old takeout bags, various slips of paper{reciepts,etc},some blankets, a pillow, a used condom, some rolling papers{1 orange joker, 1 zig zag} a skateboard, a old car 8-track player, bunch of autotraders, may 1987 playboy issue, a broken weekend at bernies dvd, a plastic hand{?}, 2 needles, a strawberry blunt box with 23 cents and a picture of some huge black momma in it, some coffee filters, a stick with "Pop tart man" carved on it, broken computer speaker, some baseball cards, a bottle of bleach, 5 non working lighters, 23 empty beer bottles{16 miller lite, 2 budweiser, 1 miller high life, 4 shiner bock} some old turkey stuffed in some moldy bread, may 22 2003's newspaper, 4 rolls of film rubberbanded to a disposable camera, various clothes and pants and hats, a book called "killing the man slowly" by tj watson, various other magazines and papers that were too worn or dirty to see, a little kids barney slipper filled with ketchup and a bottle of pancake syrup.

I still got the trunk tomorrow, and yes im using rubber gloves and my garage smells like poo-poo

[Turbo V6 Camaro]

Originally posted by 97chevycamaro:
got finished cleaning out the car, made a list of what i found

a pair of poopy underwear, bunch of old takeout bags, various slips of paper{reciepts,etc},some blankets, a pillow, a used condom, some rolling papers{1 orange joker, 1 zig zag} a skateboard, a old car 8-track player, bunch of autotraders, may 1987 playboy issue, a broken weekend at bernies dvd, a plastic hand{?}, 2 needles, a strawberry blunt box with 23 cents and a picture of some huge black momma in it, some coffee filters, a stick with "Pop tart man" carved on it, broken computer speaker, some baseball cards, a bottle of bleach, 5 non working lighters, 23 empty beer bottles{16 miller lite, 2 budweiser, 1 miller high life, 4 shiner bock} some old turkey stuffed in some moldy bread, may 22 2003's newspaper, 4 rolls of film rubberbanded to a disposable camera, various clothes and pants and hats, a book called "killing the man slowly" by tj watson, various other magazines and papers that were too worn or dirty to see, a little kids barney slipper filled with ketchup and a bottle of pancake syrup.

I still got the trunk tomorrow, and yes im using rubber gloves and my garage smells like poo-poo

holly ****

[3.4 [deployed]]

the most disturbing thing in that list is the barney slipper.

Do we need to know how many bodies/body parts are in the trunk? :eek:

[Blazing_Firebird]

Is there a bedroom in the backseat? My Intrepid isn't even that big!

[chadder]

dang, thats alotta crap. Sell the car for scrap!

[BobsSilverSix]

Used condom....gross, was it stuck to the carpet?

[95Batmobile]

DEVELOP THE PICTURES!

[Everglades W68]

That list of stuff is hilarious. :D

[cobylax]

Originally posted by 95Batmobile:
DEVELOP THE PICTURES!

definately the pics...... plastic hand, and a used condom, looks like someone needs to get laid!

definately some fun stuff, i dont think i had that much room in both of my cars for all that stuff, and you still have the trunk to go... damn

[john rocco]

words of wisdom from 95batmobile, i am very curious, do it.
btw did he give you the title? could it be stolen.
ill give you 100 $ for the pop tart man stick and the pillow!!!!!!!!
"pop tart man!... yeah thats me...like the rocket man, but not in orbit"

[BLLDOGG]

thats ****ed up. i would strip the interior and start over. you dont want to ever have to smell the interior again.