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***I hope their no Hispanic here that would consider this offensive. It was by the way, written by a Hispanic.***
MEXICAN FIRST AID
Luis and Francisco were having the burrito special at their favorite
cantina, when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned to see
this viejita (old lady) a few stools down turning blue from wolfing down
some menudo too fast.
Francisco said to Luis, "What do you say Ese shall we help her?" "Well
Yea" said Luis.
Francisco got up and walked over to the viejeita and asked, "Can you
briffe" (breathe) she shook her head que no. "Can you speak?" she shook
her head no..
With that he helped her to her feet. Lifted up her skirt and licked her
butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the piece of menudo and began
to breathe with great relief.
Francisco turned to his friend Luis and said, "Orale ese, See that
Hind Lick Maneuver works every time." :D
MEXICAN FIRST AID
Luis and Francisco were having the burrito special at their favorite
cantina, when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned to see
this viejita (old lady) a few stools down turning blue from wolfing down
some menudo too fast.
Francisco said to Luis, "What do you say Ese shall we help her?" "Well
Yea" said Luis.
Francisco got up and walked over to the viejeita and asked, "Can you
briffe" (breathe) she shook her head que no. "Can you speak?" she shook
her head no..
With that he helped her to her feet. Lifted up her skirt and licked her
butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the piece of menudo and began
to breathe with great relief.
Francisco turned to his friend Luis and said, "Orale ese, See that
Hind Lick Maneuver works every time." :D
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