So I was driving today....

[fbirdgt01]

I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. Naturally, he pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?" I replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," I replied. The cop said,"WHAT? A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum stretcher DO?" I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers and eventually my whole hand. Then I work until I can get both hands in there and I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide." The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot *** hole?" I replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge."


Bail: $100
Ticket: $95
Cop's face: Priceless

[mike h]

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off topic: i think i found out what the files with the fire on them mean: not 25+ replies, but a flame war (the majority of them are) [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[95Batmobile]

Old, but good.

[BiH]

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[Cole Angrimson]

THAT'S the funniest thing i've heard in a while [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

[vanbibber]

[img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] i love that one.

[i_love_my_maro]

that theres funny . . . i don't care who you are

[asdf1234]

Is that a joke? or did that actually happen.

[Shane]

Originally posted by asdf1234:
Is that a joke? or did that actually happen.

idiot.

[Tyler]

Originally posted by Shane:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by asdf1234:
Is that a joke? or did that actually happen.

idiot. </font>[/QUOTE]lol give him a break shane.. not all of us live on teh internet

-Tyler

[99V6Camaro]

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[Question]

Originally posted by asdf1234:
Is that a joke? or did that actually happen.

I really hope your joking...

[BLLDOGG]

Originally posted by i_love_my_maro:
that theres funny . . . i don't care who you are

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[asdf1234]

Originally posted by Question:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by asdf1234:
Is that a joke? or did that actually happen.

I really hope your joking... </font>[/QUOTE]:D

[Shane]

Originally posted by asdf1234:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Question:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by asdf1234:
Is that a joke? or did that actually happen.

I really hope your joking... </font>[/QUOTE]:D </font>[/QUOTE]means he was serious as a heart attack.