10 ways to **** block your buddies!

[Ender2664]

..10- Make stupid little comments like look at the love birds.
..9- Talk about the past people that he has gone out with or his annoying habits.
..8- When they are hooking up start a annoying puppet show with many acts and if it doesn't work as a block start throwing the puppets at the people trying to hook up.
..7-Walk in the room when they are hooking up.
..6- When they are hooking up run by and yell fire, or something of that nature to get them off each other.
..5- When they are hooking up push the girls head to the side and then spray cologne in your buddy’s eyes.
..4- Hand the phone to the guy and say that it is his girlfriend even when he doesn't have one.
..3-When your buddy is hooking up, run by him and the girl naked laughing your *** off...it will kill the mood.
..2- Jump on top of the girl and start humping her.
And the number ONE way to **** block your buddy is to have you name be JOHN!

Some of these might seem ridiculous but I have had every single one of these pulled on me by my friends, and more than once. They just think that they are so ****ing funny! I just wanted to take the time and tell you guys how much I hate you...and that I always will. See you on Friday night!

[95Batmobile]

Sounds like your friends are still going through puberty. That is childish and immature.

[98Camaro3.8]

I thought you were waiting until you were married?

[Ender2664]

It isn't when i am having sex...i am not waiting for marrage to kiss or do other stuff.
My friends are older than me too, they just seem to get upset that i am getting it and they aren't so they like to block me! If they aren't getting any they do there best to see to it that i don't either.

[ June 26, 2005, 07:09 PM: Message edited by: Ender2664 ]

['94firebirdv6]

#1 way to get shot by ur best friend.....**** block him! [img]graemlins/slap.gif[/img]

[3.4 slow to go]

sooo, are you 16 and friends 17? why am I thinking G.E.D.?

[Fbody3400]

Wow, I would be the **** out of them if they did that **** to me. Guys are supposed to be all macho and give props to their friends for hooking up, not be little pussy ****** cry babies and make them stop. [/rant]

[camaro_speedemon]

How can you be **** blocked if you're not trying to get laid

[Ender2664]

I consider it getting blocked if she is on top of me about to go down and suck me off and my buddies block that, but that might just be me.
Actually i am 20 i am going to Chapman University next semester i work at a financial advising firm and have partial ownership in a car shop...but thanks for asking. And as for my idiot friends...one is a lawyer from USD, one is a business student from USC, one is a college student a Chapman, and the other one is working right now saving up for law school...thanks for asking though.
I agree with you though man, i always try and help my buddies guys are suposed to be on the same team, not blocking each other!

[camaro_speedemon]

Originally posted by Ender2664:
I consider it getting blocked if she is on top of me about to go down and suck me off and my buddies block that, but that might just be me.
Actually i am 20 i am going to Chapman University next semester i work at a financial advising firm and have partial ownership in a car shop...but thanks for asking. And as for my idiot friends...one is a lawyer from USD, one is a business student from USC, one is a college student a Chapman, and the other one is working right now saving up for law school...thanks for asking though.
I agree with you though man, i always try and help my buddies guys are suposed to be on the same team, not blocking each other!

Whats the point of waiting until mariage if you're letting girls give you head? Oral sex is still sex man.

[Ender2664]

No it isn't buddy...if they called a hand job had sex would that be sex? No! Sex is sex my friend.
Go ask a priest if oral sex is sex, cause i have asked many different priests from several different religions and they have all said that they are not the same thing in the eyes of the lord. So they are not the same thing in the eyes of Tim.
Saying oral sex is sex is stupid, they arn't the same...are they the same hole? NO! Can you get pregnant? NO! Are you at one with eachother? NO! Is oral sex the act that God designed to consumate a marrage? NO! Well then they are not the same are they? NO!
I could care less if other people wait or not, lets not use this thread as a sex debate, i a sure it will pop up somewhere else or you can start on now and i will debate you there...i have expressed myself many times on this, this thread is supposed to be fun and a place for people to rant about getting **** blocked, not people to debate what they think sex is.

[vanbibber]

IB4TL

btw- my buddies have done all ten of those things to me also. theyre **** heads.

[3.4 slow to go]

Ender2664 thinks he's Bill Clinton.

Dude, stop posting crap like this on the board & stick to calling Love Line, ok?

[Ender2664]

Actually i hate Clinton and what does that have to do with anything? Are you just upset cause you assumed my friends and i don't have educations and we do?

[ June 27, 2005, 12:19 AM: Message edited by: Ender2664 ]

[LD]

Originally posted by Ender2664:
you assumed my friends and are don't have educations and we do?

huh?