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    For those who love the philosophy of hypocrisy and ambiguity...

    1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

    2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor...

    3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

    5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

    6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

    7. What if there were no hypothetical questions?

    8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

    9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

    10. Is there another word for synonym?

    11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

    12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

    13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

    14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

    15. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

    16. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

    17. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

    18. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

    19. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

    20. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?

    21. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

    22. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

    23. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

    24. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

    25. How is it possible to have a civil war?

    26. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?

    27. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

    28. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

    29. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?

    30. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteriods?"

    31. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

    32. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

    33. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

    34. Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

    :D

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    Lmao, there were some good ones in there.
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    • #3
      19. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
      [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] my favorite
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      • #4
        Originally posted by BLLDOGG:
        19. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
        [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] my favorite
        the machines are made in large quanities and placed at different locations, one such location happens to be a bank
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Silv6:
          </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by BLLDOGG:
          19. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
          [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] my favorite
          the machines are made in large quanities and placed at different locations, one such location happens to be a bank </font>[/QUOTE]Right.. but how could they know whats on the screen to know what button to push?
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          • #6
            Originally posted by 99V6Camaro:
            </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Silv6:
            </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by BLLDOGG:
            19. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
            [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] my favorite
            the machines are made in large quanities and placed at different locations, one such location happens to be a bank </font>[/QUOTE]Right.. but how could they know whats on the screen to know what button to push? </font>[/QUOTE]Maybe all those bumps tell them! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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            • #7
              Originally posted by 95Batmobile:
              </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 99V6Camaro:
              </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Silv6:
              </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by BLLDOGG:
              19. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
              [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] my favorite
              the machines are made in large quanities and placed at different locations, one such location happens to be a bank </font>[/QUOTE]Right.. but how could they know whats on the screen to know what button to push? </font>[/QUOTE]Maybe all those bumps tell them! [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]how would they even get there in the first place?
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              • #8
                i dont care if they are mass produced or not, its still funny. a blind person cant drive and shouldnt be walking up to a drive-thru bank atm.
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                • #9
                  Yeahh
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by BLLDOGG:
                    i dont care if they are mass produced or not, its still funny. a blind person cant drive and shouldnt be walking up to a drive-thru bank atm.
                    i dont know man. there seems to be plenty of blind people that drive around here. No wait those people are called ****y drivers. nevermind

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by vanbibber:
                      </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by BLLDOGG:
                      i dont care if they are mass produced or not, its still funny. a blind person cant drive and shouldnt be walking up to a drive-thru bank atm.
                      i dont know man. there seems to be plenty of blind people that drive around here. No wait those people are called ****y drivers. nevermind </font>[/QUOTE]same here [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]
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