Chuck Norris tells the jokes about himself

[KBeezy]

http://video.msn.com/v/us/dw.htm?p=3...rts_Top%20News


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[95FirebirdConvertible]

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[J. Henley 17]

LoL... wonderful!

I was just discussing with a friend last week what he must think of all of these jokes...

[bah]

chuck norris does not go hunting, that implies a possibility of failure, chuck norris goes killing [img]graemlins/banana.gif[/img]

[J. Henley 17]

Oh goodness... we at least 1,000 on another forum... some golden, some comepletely stupid...

[dmw319]

link wont work for me.. lemme try ie.

[dmw319]

there we go.. lol

[vanbibber]

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[camaro_speedemon]

This better be good, I have to download windows media player 10 :mad:

[bah]

you are about a year behiend if you are just now getting 10

[LD]

Originally posted by bah:
you are about a year behiend if you are just now getting 10

chuck norris has wmp 11

[huggercamaro99]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he never cried.
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[bah]

wmp11, pff..... he had that like 20 years ago, he has to be on like 43654365476534543655674543 by now

[camaro_speedemon]

Originally posted by bah:
you are about a year behiend if you are just now getting 10

I hate WMP, 9 is a gigantic memory hog. 10 is even bigger memory hog.

[bah]

who cares about the memory hogs, it doesnt matter, they do what they are supposed to do, they do what the older versions dont, like stream... well..., i dont care how much memory it takes as long as it works, i have a 3.2 ghz processor with 1.5 gb of ram and 410GB of hard drive space, memory is never a problem for me