Many historians don't know this, but the "Battle of the Bulge" was actually Chuck Norris fighting his zipper.
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So, anyone want to fill me in on how all this started? How did Chuck Norris become to be such a jokingly bad ***? Where did it all begin and become so popular??? [img]tongue.gif[/img]<a href=\"http://dpo.rpaisley.com/displayfile.do?file_id=11856&size=ORIGINAL\" target=\"_blank\">05 GTO</a><br /><a href=\"http://dpo.rpaisley.com/displayfile.do?file_id=2825&size=ORIGINAL\" target=\"_blank\">97 W68</a><br /><a href=\"http://dpo.rpai
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Originally Posted by David
Chuck Norris once beat a Corvette with a Mustang...... but other than that, it is impossible.
he roundhouse kicked the mustang into the corvette, literally beating it into submission. then he laughed at the old technology.
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