HONDA JOKES

[UsMuScL398]

Trying to compile a list of HONDA/Import jokes for a collection. gimmie all of em. Try to keep them "pg-13" so it dont get locked

[GhostRunner]

My lugnuts require more torque than your Honda provides.

[speedy-v6-camaro]

Originally posted by GhostRunner:
...torque than your Honda MAKES.

[MTMike]

This guy.. .owns a Honda, and thinks it's fast. [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

[RancidCamaro]

Speed Kills.
Drive a Honda, live forever!

[Z28Camaro010]

driving a honda is like being in the special olympics even if you win you are still retarded

[shock_core]

so let me get this straight ... Your Honda has 1.6 liters, where as my bottle of Mountian Dew has 2??

[CAMAROWIDBASS]

A honda is a like a tampon, every pu$$y has one.

[OneQuickV6]

Originally posted by CAMAROWIDBASS:
A honda is a like a tampon, every pu$$y has one.

Beat me to it!

[Turbo V6 Camaro]

just becuaes your car is has loud exuast and lound system your farking retarted thinking you car better let alone fast then mine. for one, i get laid my car because its not full of speakers. two all those speakers make your car louder trying to pull them down the road, three my power to wieght ratio is still higher then yours even with out the speakers. four, people dont [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] when i drive they [img]graemlins/omg.gif[/img] 5. see number 1 for why [img]graemlins/omg.gif[/img] is always better

[RancidCamaro]

Originally posted by viper04af:
just becuaes your car is has loud exuast and lound system your farking retarted thinking you car better let alone fast then mine. for one, i get laid my car because its not full of speakers. two all those speakers make your car louder trying to pull them down the road, three my power to wieght ratio is still higher then yours even with out the speakers. four, people dont [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] when i drive they [img]graemlins/omg.gif[/img] 5. see number 1 for why [img]graemlins/omg.gif[/img] is always better

Huh?!?! What's the punchline?

[WishIHad$$$]

Originally posted by viper04af:
just becuaes your car is has loud exuast and lound system your farking retarted thinking you car better let alone fast then mine. for one, i get laid my car because its not full of speakers. two all those speakers make your car louder trying to pull them down the road, three my power to wieght ratio is still higher then yours even with out the speakers. four, people dont [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] when i drive they [img]graemlins/omg.gif[/img] 5. see number 1 for why [img]graemlins/omg.gif[/img] is always better

I wouldn't try to insult someone by saying that.

[img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

[hawgs]

Originally posted by WishIHad$$$:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by viper04af:
just becuaes your car is has loud exuast and lound system your farking retarted thinking you car better let alone fast then mine. for one, i get laid my car because its not full of speakers. two all those speakers make your car louder trying to pull them down the road, three my power to wieght ratio is still higher then yours even with out the speakers. four, people dont [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] when i drive they [img]graemlins/omg.gif[/img] 5. see number 1 for why [img]graemlins/omg.gif[/img] is always better

I wouldn't try to insult someone by saying that.

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Everyone... try reading that post aloud and pretend like you're not a canidate for the Special Olypmics.

I am not picking on him... but that makes absolutely no sense. I read it out loud twice and I still don't get it.

[ August 31, 2004, 12:49 AM: Message edited by: hawgs ]

[piercedan]

I don't think it is good to pick on a valued and contributing member of the board. Viper rocks and has given lots of great advice!

[speedracer95v6]

What he said I wouldn't consider a joke per sae, but it is laughably true.