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  • #16
    Originally posted by piercedan:
    I don't think it is good to pick on a valued and contributing member of the board. Viper rocks and has given lots of great advice!
    I'm not really picking on him. I think Viper has an awesome project that is coming along nicely, and I'm interested in the final turnout of his car.
    2001 Black Z28 M6<br />Sprayed, slotted, geared and more~

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    • #17
      Honda= Hold On Not Done Accelerating
      2002 NBM Pontiac Firebird Formula<br />Mods: stock...<br />1997 Chevy Camaro *Gone*<br />Mods:Borla,headers,Magnaflow cat, SLP intake, NOS 5175

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      • #18
        Viper come on bro I know soldiers tell jokes in the armed forces and that wouldn't cut it.

        HONDA

        Had One, Never Did Again
        Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad's Assistance
        Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
        Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
        Honda Options: No Deal Available!
        Hold On, No Dealer Add-ons!

        http://www.carbuyingtips.com/humor.htm

        they suck but thats all I can find at the moment
        00\' firebird v6 5spd<br />201rwhp ---- 230 rwtq<br />\"Everyday I grow stronger...and further from you.\"<br />WARNING: Do not take any of my comments seriously unless they are technical in nature and then only at your own risk

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        • #19
          Question: Should I buy a Honda or a Nissan?
          Answer: Steamed or fried, rice is rice.
          2000 3.8L Firebird, Silver Metallic<br /><br />\"Yes, London. You know, fish, chips, cup o\' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary f***in\' Poppins, London!!\"

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          • #20
            Originally posted by ReodDai:
            Viper come on bro I know soldiers tell jokes in the armed forces and that wouldn't cut it.
            err sorry guys only 2 hours of sleep in last 52 hours .... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
            www.turbov6camaro.com
            1997 3800 Series II Camaro
            4600 Stall for my ride to the mall :chug:
            7.18 @ 99.77 1/8 -1.8x sixty (current quickest v6 fbod)
            11.23 @ unk 5 1/4 - 7.19 1/8 - 1.83 sixty

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            • #21
              Theres no Replacement for Big Displacement!!Not saying that we have very big displacement,but bigger displacement then Hondas ;)
              $Ryan$<br />95 3400 Teal Green FireBird M5<br />Mods: see link <a href=\"http://lowrider.cardomain.com/id/mystical420\" target=\"_blank\">http://lowrider.cardomain.com/id/mystical420</a> <br />1986 Gold Mazda B2000 ROTIP :)<br />*New*74 Moded 350 Chevy Pickup

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              • #22
                Originally posted by memphis_raines:
                Question: Should I buy a Honda or a Nissan?
                Answer: Steamed or fried, rice is rice.
                [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] Thats a good one
                95 Firebird<br /> <a href=\"http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/673250\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/673250</a> <br /> <a href=\"http://photobucket.com/albums/y217/andrewbrandon19/\" target=\"_blank\">http://photobucket.com/albums/y217/andrewbrandon19/</a> <br /><br />me on a good day------&gt; <a href=\"http://communicatio.webblogg.se/images/wet_cat_113159625.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">linky</a>

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by ReodDai:
                  Viper come on bro I know soldiers tell jokes in the armed forces and that wouldn't cut it.

                  HONDA

                  Had One, Never Did Again
                  Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad's Assistance
                  Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
                  Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
                  Honda Options: No Deal Available!
                  Hold On, No Dealer Add-ons!

                  http://www.carbuyingtips.com/humor.htm

                  they suck but thats all I can find at the moment
                  that site has one for the Camaro:

                  Cash Always Miniscule After Retail Overpricing

                  i'd agree....i don't have much money because of my car :(
                  \'98 Camaro - SOLD<br />Best E/T: 15.489 @ 86.48 MPH<br />60\': 2.131<br /><a href=\"http://members.cardomain.com/skorpion317\" target=\"_blank\">members.cardomain.com/skorpion317 </a><br />1998 Saturn SL2<br />Official <a href=\"http://www.njdisturbance.com\" target=\"_blank\">NJ Disturbance</a> bracket racer

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                  • #24
                    Hop On Nothing Dumb A$$ ( Used used on mororcycles )

                    Eat Civic, Tastes like chicken.

                    No! [img]graemlins/twak.gif[/img] 18.6 is NOT a fast time!!!!!!

                    V-tech = Waste of time
                    97 T-top firebird Gone but not forgotten!<br />In process of Modding a 02 Grand Am<br /> \"Dont hunt what you cant kill!\" :&gt;

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                    • #25
                      VTEC = Very Tedious Expensive Crap
                      \'98 Camaro - SOLD<br />Best E/T: 15.489 @ 86.48 MPH<br />60\': 2.131<br /><a href=\"http://members.cardomain.com/skorpion317\" target=\"_blank\">members.cardomain.com/skorpion317 </a><br />1998 Saturn SL2<br />Official <a href=\"http://www.njdisturbance.com\" target=\"_blank\">NJ Disturbance</a> bracket racer

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                      • #26
                        V-tech = What the hell you motor is not a "V", but you g/f legs were last night and turned her "V" into a "W"
                        www.turbov6camaro.com
                        1997 3800 Series II Camaro
                        4600 Stall for my ride to the mall :chug:
                        7.18 @ 99.77 1/8 -1.8x sixty (current quickest v6 fbod)
                        11.23 @ unk 5 1/4 - 7.19 1/8 - 1.83 sixty

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by viper04af:
                          V-tech = What the hell you motor is not a "V", but you g/f legs were last night and turned her "V" into a "W"
                          huh...?

                          maybe you should sit this one out Viper.

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                          • #28
                            Hahahahahaha [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/twak.gif[/img]
                            2002 NBM Firehawk #312 | <a href=\"http://hawk.visionsconnect.com\" target=\"_blank\">hawk.visionsconnect.com</a>

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by hawgs:
                              </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by viper04af:
                              V-tech = What the hell you motor is not a "V", but you g/f legs were last night and turned her "V" into a "W"
                              huh...?

                              maybe you should sit this one out Viper.                               </font>[/QUOTE]no your freaking narrowband mind needs to think about it more.
                              www.turbov6camaro.com
                              1997 3800 Series II Camaro
                              4600 Stall for my ride to the mall :chug:
                              7.18 @ 99.77 1/8 -1.8x sixty (current quickest v6 fbod)
                              11.23 @ unk 5 1/4 - 7.19 1/8 - 1.83 sixty

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by viper04af:
                                </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by hawgs:
                                </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by viper04af:
                                V-tech = What the hell you motor is not a "V", but you g/f legs were last night and turned her "V" into a "W"
                                huh...?

                                maybe you should sit this one out Viper.                                 </font>[/QUOTE]no your freaking narrowband mind needs to think about it more.                                 </font>[/QUOTE]Well... I must say I was kinda hoping for a "3rd times a charm" rule, but looks like that didn't happen.

                                Narrowband... whats that? Does that mean my mind is on Dial-up? Could have sworn I had a broadband connection.

                                Narrowband as in the opposite of a Wideband dyno? Maybe I need tuning.

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