HONDA JOKES

[Turbo V6 Camaro]

Originally posted by hawgs:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by viper04af:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by hawgs:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by viper04af:
V-tech = What the hell you motor is not a "V", but you g/f legs were last night and turned her "V" into a "W"

huh...?

maybe you should sit this one out Viper. </font>[/QUOTE]no your freaking narrowband mind needs to think about it more. </font>[/QUOTE]Well... I must say I was kinda hoping for a "3rd times a charm" rule, but looks like that didn't happen.

Narrowband... whats that? Does that mean my mind is on Dial-up? Could have sworn I had a broadband connection.

Narrowband as in the opposite of a Wideband dyno? Maybe I need tuning. </font>[/QUOTE]yeah i'll give you tune, I'll stick my di(k in your ear and fu(k with your mind till you see it my way [img]graemlins/banana.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

[FireFighter]

Sex should be like a Honda, Slow, Obscene and Loud enough for the neighbors to hear.

[2001 Green machine]

Originally posted by viper04af:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by hawgs:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by viper04af:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by hawgs:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by viper04af:
V-tech = What the hell you motor is not a "V", but you g/f legs were last night and turned her "V" into a "W"

huh...?

maybe you should sit this one out Viper. </font>[/QUOTE]no your freaking narrowband mind needs to think about it more. </font>[/QUOTE]Well... I must say I was kinda hoping for a "3rd times a charm" rule, but looks like that didn't happen.

Narrowband... whats that? Does that mean my mind is on Dial-up? Could have sworn I had a broadband connection.

Narrowband as in the opposite of a Wideband dyno? Maybe I need tuning. </font>[/QUOTE]yeah i'll give you tune, I'll stick my di(k in your ear and fu(k with your mind till you see it my way [img]graemlins/banana.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]I don't care who you are, thats funny. [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

[hawgs]

Originally posted by viper04af:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by hawgs:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by viper04af:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by hawgs:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by viper04af:
V-tech = What the hell you motor is not a "V", but you g/f legs were last night and turned her "V" into a "W"

huh...?

maybe you should sit this one out Viper. </font>[/QUOTE]no your freaking narrowband mind needs to think about it more. </font>[/QUOTE]Well... I must say I was kinda hoping for a "3rd times a charm" rule, but looks like that didn't happen.

Narrowband... whats that? Does that mean my mind is on Dial-up? Could have sworn I had a broadband connection.

Narrowband as in the opposite of a Wideband dyno? Maybe I need tuning. </font>[/QUOTE]yeah i'll give you tune, I'll stick my di(k in your ear and fu(k with your mind till you see it my way [img]graemlins/banana.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]How do you please any woman with a penis that is small enough to fit inside someones ear canal? Kinda small huh?

[epic]

That's true. And with that all being said, does anyone want to share some popcorn? [img]graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img]

BTW: The new Glazed popcorn is pretty good stuff.

[Skapimp]

Wait what? Hawgs try to prove his penis size online on a message board? Wow, new to me.

[hawgs]

He said that he was going to stick his "di(k in my ear" and my ear canal is of average size with most other humans. With that being said I urge people to look in the mirror at the width of their ear canal and that will reflect the girth of Viper. Perhaps we can call him Needle Dick now.

[andrew.brandon]

or call him skull focker. [img]graemlins/stickpoke.gif[/img]

[Skapimp]

http://www.bris.ac.uk/Depts/ENT/pull%20back%20pinna.jpg

[UsMuScL398]

Nice off topic chat here woo hoo

[57s98Camaro]

To a Honda owner:
"Dude, you put the slicks on the wrong end of the car." [img]smile.gif[/img]

[UsMuScL398]

any more?

[BobsSilverSix]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...oh wait I forgot sorry.

[memphis_raines]

Toyota = Tired Old Yamaha Overhauled Twice Already

took me a while to make that one up....

[vanbibber]

Originally posted by hawgs:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by viper04af:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by hawgs:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by viper04af:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by hawgs:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by viper04af:
V-tech = What the hell you motor is not a "V", but you g/f legs were last night and turned her "V" into a "W"

huh...?

maybe you should sit this one out Viper. </font>[/QUOTE]no your freaking narrowband mind needs to think about it more. </font>[/QUOTE]Well... I must say I was kinda hoping for a "3rd times a charm" rule, but looks like that didn't happen.

Narrowband... whats that? Does that mean my mind is on Dial-up? Could have sworn I had a broadband connection.

Narrowband as in the opposite of a Wideband dyno? Maybe I need tuning. </font>[/QUOTE]yeah i'll give you tune, I'll stick my di(k in your ear and fu(k with your mind till you see it my way [img]graemlins/banana.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]How do you please any woman with a penis that is small enough to fit inside someones ear canal? Kinda small huh? </font>[/QUOTE]this is just going in the wrong direction..funnier that S*** though.. [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]