Little TONY on math.....

[kala]

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little TONY. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct asnwer is 4, but i like your thinking."
Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU."
"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well i suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little TONY replied, " The correct answer is "the one with the wedding ring on," but i like your thinking." ;)

[kristen]

lmao

[camaroman1181]

lol... nice...

[kala]

got another one....check it out....

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. so, the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus.......so shut the Hel1 up."

[Mogobs30th]

LOL

[Fbody3400]

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