Jokey McJoke Joke Joke.

[Silv6]

Originally posted by HAZ-Matt:
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists — two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.” The first man said.“You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife,”

The agent replies, “Then you’re not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.” The agent replies, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair.”

i thought it was three women and the last was hilliary cliton?

[98v6]

Originally posted by Silv6:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by HAZ-Matt:
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists — two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.” The first man said.“You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife,”

The agent replies, “Then you’re not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.” The agent replies, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair.”

i thought it was three women and the last was hilliary cliton? </font>[/QUOTE]Well, that way it works too. Obviously the person who told this one originally wasn't politically polarized, or didn't want the joke to be.

[WishIHad$$$]

Originally posted by j_downey50:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by WishIHad$$$:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Skapimp:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by WishIHad$$$:
"Yo Snoop Dogg, why you carryin' an umbrella"


"Fo tha drizzle"

... you said it wrong. </font>[/QUOTE] </font>[/QUOTE]it's supposed to be:
why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella?
fo' drizzle </font>[/QUOTE]No, I like it better the right way, sorry.

[skorpion317]

a blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a store. the clerk walks over and asks "do you need any help, sir?" The man says "No, I'm ok." The clerk returns to the counter and is ringing up a customer when he notices the man swinging the dog by its leash over his head. The clerk rushes over and says "Sir! Do you need any help?!" The man says "No, I'm just looking around."