1. You oversleep and leave yourself just barely enough time to get to work and make your 10:00 AM meeting
2. You try to shower and you have no hot water.
3. You make your way outside into the -10 degree wind, get in your Camaro, and it wont turn over.
4. You break hood release latch off the car you're using to jump your Camaro.
5. You slip on the ice while getting into your car and pull a muscle in your side.
6. You realize halfway to work that you forgot your lunch and your wallet.
7. Your computer crashes while writing an important four page email.
8. You spill scalding hot coffee on your leg.
9. You receive a call at work from your bank telling you that your loan payment was never received, even tho it was clearly deducted from your account register.
10. You remotely reboot a server located 40 miles away from the office and it fails to come back up.
Yes, this has been my morning. This all happened between 8:30 AM and 12:30 PM.
Shoot me.
2. You try to shower and you have no hot water.
3. You make your way outside into the -10 degree wind, get in your Camaro, and it wont turn over.
4. You break hood release latch off the car you're using to jump your Camaro.
5. You slip on the ice while getting into your car and pull a muscle in your side.
6. You realize halfway to work that you forgot your lunch and your wallet.
7. Your computer crashes while writing an important four page email.
8. You spill scalding hot coffee on your leg.
9. You receive a call at work from your bank telling you that your loan payment was never received, even tho it was clearly deducted from your account register.
10. You remotely reboot a server located 40 miles away from the office and it fails to come back up.
Yes, this has been my morning. This all happened between 8:30 AM and 12:30 PM.
Shoot me.
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