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WHo here has a cell phone? WHo likes them?
I will cut my balls off with a pair of dull dykes before I ever buy a cell phone. They annoy the hell out of me.
I love it when I am engaged in an intelligent conversation with someone, and the conversation suddenly ends because the person feels it is more important to start a new conversation than to extend me the courtesy of continue the one we are in. That never ceases to amaze me.
It is really funny to watch the insecure cumdumpsters at my school walk around with a phone PERMANENTLY glued to thier head. They don't understand that thier boyfriend of the week doesn't want to talk to them every second of the day. If my girlfriend had a phone handy to call me every time she got discouraged for some stupid reason, I would kill myself.
I used to keep a notepad in my car to count everytime I got cut-off on the road by some rock talking away on the phone, instead of paying attention. I ran out of pages in that notepad.
It is great when a phone rings in class. THe entire class is interrupted because some fvckstain doesn't have enough responsibility to push a single button before class. It never ceases to amaze me. I am a senior, taking 400 level courses, and my peers can't even grasp the elementary concept of turning off a freaking phone.
I shouldn't be mad about that at all. The professors at my school are more inclined to interrupt class to take a call than the students are. As I took a test tonight, the professor busted out his NOkia phone and started talking loudly about his plans for the rest of the evening. I was very impressed with his profesionalism.
I realize that a cell phone might come in handy if my car breaks down on the interstate in the middle of the night. Frankly, I would rather walk to the nearest town.
I will cut my balls off with a pair of dull dykes before I ever buy a cell phone. They annoy the hell out of me.
I love it when I am engaged in an intelligent conversation with someone, and the conversation suddenly ends because the person feels it is more important to start a new conversation than to extend me the courtesy of continue the one we are in. That never ceases to amaze me.
It is really funny to watch the insecure cumdumpsters at my school walk around with a phone PERMANENTLY glued to thier head. They don't understand that thier boyfriend of the week doesn't want to talk to them every second of the day. If my girlfriend had a phone handy to call me every time she got discouraged for some stupid reason, I would kill myself.
I used to keep a notepad in my car to count everytime I got cut-off on the road by some rock talking away on the phone, instead of paying attention. I ran out of pages in that notepad.
It is great when a phone rings in class. THe entire class is interrupted because some fvckstain doesn't have enough responsibility to push a single button before class. It never ceases to amaze me. I am a senior, taking 400 level courses, and my peers can't even grasp the elementary concept of turning off a freaking phone.
I shouldn't be mad about that at all. The professors at my school are more inclined to interrupt class to take a call than the students are. As I took a test tonight, the professor busted out his NOkia phone and started talking loudly about his plans for the rest of the evening. I was very impressed with his profesionalism.
I realize that a cell phone might come in handy if my car breaks down on the interstate in the middle of the night. Frankly, I would rather walk to the nearest town.
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