Whats your best Call Into Work excuse?

[ka50]

that's if you get pto.... where I work you don't get jack ****.

[Christian]

Originally posted by ka50:
that's if you get pto.... where I work you don't get jack ****.

...Sucks to be you

[12secondv6]

Update:
keys to car were thrown in the lake (referencing my house in vt)

dead

Racing

fire call

[Infernal]

So far Steve and I are the only ones who can come and go as we please. You guys work for Nazis. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[RallyRed 98]

somehow with work i get the opposite; i have a day off and they call me to see if i can come in. they also know i'm a huge pussy and never say "no"... i think in august (when i start my degree-a-usin' job) things will have to change

i've denied them once by stating that i was on the course and didn't feel like coming in... lol peter gibbons

[MustangEater8251]

I jsut say I cannot make it in... my boss usually lets me go since I rarely try to get out of work. He let me leave 4.5 hours early knowing it was to go get drunk and party with a friend who is moving away. [img]smile.gif[/img]

One that I get alot that I let go, is "I got the sh|ts" everyone knows the pain of having a shift at work with the sh|ts, especially after a night of drinking cheap beer. :(

[RancidCamaro]

Your tire blew on the freeway on the way to work, and the towing company is taking its sweet time to get to your car.

This works especially well on Sunday when the tire shops are closed.

[BirdOfPrey01]

Get, this... my last job menards.

November I called in sick in with the flu. I got written up 2 days later.

December I called in telling the manager i will be late my alternator died. I get written up.

I called in January, car was stuck in snow. I got written up.

The mexican guy calls in 5 minutes before his shift and says he is too drunk to work. Manager says "Thats fine"

The irish guy calls in and tells the manager he has a "Stomach ache" Manager says "It's okay!"

Privlaged full time workers, they can kiss my as.s

I had to bend over for john menard as a part timer who worked the same hours as full timers, got no benifits, payed 2.50 less, and is considered expendable.

Lick my balls John you 3 billion dollar money ******* !!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

BTW, former employees are looking into a class action suit on menards, just as walmart got sued. Since menards has the same policies.

Overtime pay is 2.00 extra per hour. Not time and a half.

Part time workers schedualed at 40+ hours, with no benifits and lower pay than full time status workers.

Poor Saftey. I was almost seriously injured 3 times due to bad judgments by my cooworkers.

There drug free policy is BS. Half the lumber yard workers are either pot heads or drunks.

I made under ten thousand within a year. While my manager makes 6 figures, and i bust my as.s for him while I develope back problems.

Menards products are a joke. No real respected contractors actually buy large quantities of goods at menards. the quality is very poor and over priced. Their tools are garbage.

Again saftey is horrible. No masks for cleaning cenemt dust or saw dust, eye protection floats around and is sometimes lost. They m,ake us pay for gloves, which only last a few weeks just like the tools they supply us.

F*** Menards!

[ June 30, 2004, 05:18 AM: Message edited by: BirdOfPrey01 ]

[BirdOfPrey01]

BTW, shane, a good excuse is....

"Im really sorry, I cannot make it to work today, city inspectors are comming to my house."

"I have to goto a funeral"

Goto a free clinic with fake back pain and they will write you an excuse. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[97chevycamaro]

I dont really call in to work, i havent called in years, if i dont wanna work i can usually find someone to work for me

[ellik]

hmmm.... im off today. just called in and said I'd see 'em tomarrow.

[Domestic Violence]

i called in sick once when i wasn't sick. i went out with my grandparents one night and slid my gun under the seat of my grandfather's truck. we ended the evening and i returned home. they live about 45 minutes away from me. i didn't realize my weapon was missing until the next morning before i was to leave for work. i called my grandfather and it was just where i'd left it...under his seat. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[98v6]

Just tell your boss his wife wants you to stay [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

['98 BlackBird]

"My daughter is home sick from school"

[Christian]

Originally posted by 98v6:
Just tell your boss his wife wants you to stay [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

Ha!