I thought about calling this thread "Dumbass Rednecks," but I wasn't sure if the person in question is necessarilly a redneck or just an ***.
Anyway I was at Wendy's getting some dinner with my roommate, when this 30ish looking guy with a mustache comes up to us and asks "You guys don't smoke do you?" He obviously wanted to bum a cig or get a light. We said "Sorry we don't." Then this assclown says "I didn't think so. You two look two dweebish."
At this point I thought it was actually pretty funny that some random dumbass would come up to us and say that. And he had started walking away so I didn't say anything. He throws away his trash and walks past us on the way out and asks "Do you guys spend a lot of time on the computer?" I said "Not really" (was lying then, but felt that was the best way to get him to leave), and then he replies "Oh, well you look like you do."
I was actually more suprised that anyone would talk to a stranger like that than I was angry at the time. Although as he was walking out I had formulated some choice words for his fat ***... unfortunately there were kids around, and somehow I didn't think a string of fbombs or mf's would have gone over so well ;)
At any rate, I never had anyone tell me I looked like "dweebish" before. I don't think I do. In fact, the only times I have had strangers give me grief were a few times I had to deal with drunks when I worked in the ER. I suppose I'll just have to console myself with the fact that I will probably be paying more in malpractice insurance than that guy will ever hope to make in a year.
Have any of you ever had an experience like that?
Anyway I was at Wendy's getting some dinner with my roommate, when this 30ish looking guy with a mustache comes up to us and asks "You guys don't smoke do you?" He obviously wanted to bum a cig or get a light. We said "Sorry we don't." Then this assclown says "I didn't think so. You two look two dweebish."
At this point I thought it was actually pretty funny that some random dumbass would come up to us and say that. And he had started walking away so I didn't say anything. He throws away his trash and walks past us on the way out and asks "Do you guys spend a lot of time on the computer?" I said "Not really" (was lying then, but felt that was the best way to get him to leave), and then he replies "Oh, well you look like you do."
I was actually more suprised that anyone would talk to a stranger like that than I was angry at the time. Although as he was walking out I had formulated some choice words for his fat ***... unfortunately there were kids around, and somehow I didn't think a string of fbombs or mf's would have gone over so well ;)
At any rate, I never had anyone tell me I looked like "dweebish" before. I don't think I do. In fact, the only times I have had strangers give me grief were a few times I had to deal with drunks when I worked in the ER. I suppose I'll just have to console myself with the fact that I will probably be paying more in malpractice insurance than that guy will ever hope to make in a year.
Have any of you ever had an experience like that?
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