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So this weekend i went up to my mountian house in Lake Arrowhead! That is just bellow Big Bear lake in Southern California...This post is just because i am board and i have been having a really ****ty last couple of months and this was a REALLY needed REALLY good weekend, so that is why i am posting it.
Well i got up there Friday afternoon with my Mother and Father units, and immediatly got my boat ready and took her out! If i can't drive my car, i might as well drive my boat like a psyco. My boat is pretty unique, istead of using a normal motar it uses a motor that you would find on a wave runner, and if you are wondering what the advantage of that is, one of the many is that i can do 360s on a fing boat! HAHAHA! And it will lift the whole thing out of air without doing damage to the engine!
So anyways i am driving around the lake for i would say 3 hours or so, listing to the Clarion sound system that i put in the boat, cause if you know me i can't stand being in something that is moving really fast without having a really loud system to accompany it. But i was pulling 180s like a mad man just to play around and have a good time, and a cop starts coming my way. So i pull my boat over cause i allways get pulled over for doing little stunts on my lake, cause it is a small privet lake but there were honestly less than 10 boats on the whole lake and i thought that they wouldn't care. So i sat there and the cop came up and just told me cool boat and left. So i thought kick *** and just kept on going.
But then i go to get gas at the gas dock and find out that it is broken and has been for the last 2 weeks and they have no idea when it is going to be fixed. And the guys that work at the gas dock tell me that i can just put my boat on my tralor and tow it to a gas station and fill it up...i look at them like they are idiots and ask them if that is what people have been doing? They said yes...there is no other option! I was like are you stupid, get fing containers fill them up at the gas station and then dump them into your boat! They were like yeah that is a good idea we will start telling people to do that.
But anyways so the next day i woke up early in the morning and jumped in the boat with my parents to go wake boarding! Jumped in the damn 58 degree water! Which was cold as hell! But o well, and took off. It was a tone of fun, cause last year when i went boarding i was 225 pounds and this year i am 180, so i feel like a feather, and i can get so much more air! It is wonderful. I ate it a tone of times cause in the air i kept on over rotating and stuff like that, but it was still fun.
So after that i went to the gas station and filled up 6 5 gallon tanks with gas and went back out on my boat. So i was playing around more and some prick cop pulled me over, this cop that ALWAYS pulls me over! So i decided it was smart Tim time
Can i help you officer
Yes...stop driving like a maniac
Define maniac
Don't be a smart alic you know what i am talking about
I am afriad i don't, i am just trying to figure out what you are talking about so that i don't make the same mistake again and get pulled over again
I have talked to you before and i don't want you to be pulling those damn radical donuts
I am afraid i don't know what you are talking about
O yes you do
No i don't...you see a donut is 360 degress and i am only doing 180s
Well you know what i am talking about, those are bad enough especially on this small lake
Now sir what does the size matter, i would think it was the the traffic that we were experianceing...if we had alot of traffic on this small lake i could see your point, but there are almost no boats on this lake right now, so i don't see how it matters if this lake is big or small right now.
Well i have had 3 complaints already
About what? That my boat is better than theirs?
That they are getting nervous about your driving?
O well...
Not o well, you are to stop those radical donuts
I am not doing donuts
Stop doing whatever you are doing
Well can you point out who has complained so i can appoligize
No that isn't nessary
Or is it that no one has complained?
Do you want a ticket?
No i fine thankyou
Well then have a nice day!
And he left on his marry way. That cop knows me and my family very well, I can get in trouble if i do something really bad on that lake but not like that cause my Dad is friends with some of the investors or contractors or something like that i can't really remember, so when a cop pulls me over for something stupid like that i like to make them feel like idiots.
Don't argue with me about it being dangerous or not cause i know what i am doing...and if it really gets far enough i will post a damn video of what it looks like so everyone can see that it isn't dangerous.
And no they can't take away my boating license for agruing with the lake cops either, i think i would kill myself if i didn't have either of my licenses! But anyways i went off on my may way and had a wonderful rest of the weekend!
Well i got up there Friday afternoon with my Mother and Father units, and immediatly got my boat ready and took her out! If i can't drive my car, i might as well drive my boat like a psyco. My boat is pretty unique, istead of using a normal motar it uses a motor that you would find on a wave runner, and if you are wondering what the advantage of that is, one of the many is that i can do 360s on a fing boat! HAHAHA! And it will lift the whole thing out of air without doing damage to the engine!
So anyways i am driving around the lake for i would say 3 hours or so, listing to the Clarion sound system that i put in the boat, cause if you know me i can't stand being in something that is moving really fast without having a really loud system to accompany it. But i was pulling 180s like a mad man just to play around and have a good time, and a cop starts coming my way. So i pull my boat over cause i allways get pulled over for doing little stunts on my lake, cause it is a small privet lake but there were honestly less than 10 boats on the whole lake and i thought that they wouldn't care. So i sat there and the cop came up and just told me cool boat and left. So i thought kick *** and just kept on going.
But then i go to get gas at the gas dock and find out that it is broken and has been for the last 2 weeks and they have no idea when it is going to be fixed. And the guys that work at the gas dock tell me that i can just put my boat on my tralor and tow it to a gas station and fill it up...i look at them like they are idiots and ask them if that is what people have been doing? They said yes...there is no other option! I was like are you stupid, get fing containers fill them up at the gas station and then dump them into your boat! They were like yeah that is a good idea we will start telling people to do that.
But anyways so the next day i woke up early in the morning and jumped in the boat with my parents to go wake boarding! Jumped in the damn 58 degree water! Which was cold as hell! But o well, and took off. It was a tone of fun, cause last year when i went boarding i was 225 pounds and this year i am 180, so i feel like a feather, and i can get so much more air! It is wonderful. I ate it a tone of times cause in the air i kept on over rotating and stuff like that, but it was still fun.
So after that i went to the gas station and filled up 6 5 gallon tanks with gas and went back out on my boat. So i was playing around more and some prick cop pulled me over, this cop that ALWAYS pulls me over! So i decided it was smart Tim time
Can i help you officer
Yes...stop driving like a maniac
Define maniac
Don't be a smart alic you know what i am talking about
I am afriad i don't, i am just trying to figure out what you are talking about so that i don't make the same mistake again and get pulled over again
I have talked to you before and i don't want you to be pulling those damn radical donuts
I am afraid i don't know what you are talking about
O yes you do
No i don't...you see a donut is 360 degress and i am only doing 180s
Well you know what i am talking about, those are bad enough especially on this small lake
Now sir what does the size matter, i would think it was the the traffic that we were experianceing...if we had alot of traffic on this small lake i could see your point, but there are almost no boats on this lake right now, so i don't see how it matters if this lake is big or small right now.
Well i have had 3 complaints already
About what? That my boat is better than theirs?
That they are getting nervous about your driving?
O well...
Not o well, you are to stop those radical donuts
I am not doing donuts
Stop doing whatever you are doing
Well can you point out who has complained so i can appoligize
No that isn't nessary
Or is it that no one has complained?
Do you want a ticket?
No i fine thankyou
Well then have a nice day!
And he left on his marry way. That cop knows me and my family very well, I can get in trouble if i do something really bad on that lake but not like that cause my Dad is friends with some of the investors or contractors or something like that i can't really remember, so when a cop pulls me over for something stupid like that i like to make them feel like idiots.
Don't argue with me about it being dangerous or not cause i know what i am doing...and if it really gets far enough i will post a damn video of what it looks like so everyone can see that it isn't dangerous.
And no they can't take away my boating license for agruing with the lake cops either, i think i would kill myself if i didn't have either of my licenses! But anyways i went off on my may way and had a wonderful rest of the weekend!
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