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Friend,
When you are sad,... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry **stard who made you sad
When you are blue,... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you
When you smile,... I'll know you finally got laid
When you are scared,... I will rag you about it every chance I get
When you are worried,... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining
When you are confused,... I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ***
When you are sick,... stay the hell away from me until you're well again. I dont want whatever nastiness you have
When you fall,... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***
This is my oath I pledge to the end, why you may ask?
Because you're my friend
p.s. a friend will help you move. a really good friend will help you move a body
When you are sad,... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry **stard who made you sad
When you are blue,... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you
When you smile,... I'll know you finally got laid
When you are scared,... I will rag you about it every chance I get
When you are worried,... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining
When you are confused,... I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ***
When you are sick,... stay the hell away from me until you're well again. I dont want whatever nastiness you have
When you fall,... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***
This is my oath I pledge to the end, why you may ask?
Because you're my friend
p.s. a friend will help you move. a really good friend will help you move a body
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