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"And Jesus said unto them, "And whom do you say that I am?"
They replied, "You are the eschatological manifestation of the ground of our being, the ontological foundation of the context of our very selfhood revealed."
And Jesus replied, "What?" "
HAHAHA [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] This one was just funny. However the next one sums up any religious arguement ;) Its pointless to argue.
"For believers no explanation is needed, for unbelievers no explanation can be given."
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"Religions are all alike -- founded on fables and mythologies."
-Thomas Jefferson
I thought this one was interesting because I realized Jefferson had written his own version of the bible. However, I didn't know he ever said anything like this.
"Certain teachings in the Bible are as diamonds in a dung-heap".
-Thomas Jefferson
"The clergy believe that any portion of power confided to me will be exerted in opposition to their schemes. And they believe rightly; for I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against any form of tyranny known to the mind of man."
-Thomas Jefferson
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"What has been the fruits of Christianity? ...Superstition, bigotry and persecution."
James Madison, 4th president of the U.S.
Oh look another founding father...
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"Religious distress is at the same time the expression of the real distress and also the protest against real distress. Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, just as it is the spirit of the spiritless condition. It is the opium of the people."
Karl Marx
Oh no the communist speaks!!
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"The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank. "
-Dante Rossetti
This one is funny and true lol.
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"I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just wish He didn't trust me so much."
-Mother Teresa
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"The church says that the Earth is flat, but I have seen the shadow on the moon and I have more faith in the shadow than in the church."
-Ferdinand Magellan
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"There is no god greater than truth."
-Mahatma Gandhi
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"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools."
- Unknown
[ September 06, 2004, 03:49 PM: Message edited by: ReodDai ]
They replied, "You are the eschatological manifestation of the ground of our being, the ontological foundation of the context of our very selfhood revealed."
And Jesus replied, "What?" "
HAHAHA [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] This one was just funny. However the next one sums up any religious arguement ;) Its pointless to argue.
"For believers no explanation is needed, for unbelievers no explanation can be given."
--------------------------------------------------
"Religions are all alike -- founded on fables and mythologies."
-Thomas Jefferson
I thought this one was interesting because I realized Jefferson had written his own version of the bible. However, I didn't know he ever said anything like this.
"Certain teachings in the Bible are as diamonds in a dung-heap".
-Thomas Jefferson
"The clergy believe that any portion of power confided to me will be exerted in opposition to their schemes. And they believe rightly; for I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against any form of tyranny known to the mind of man."
-Thomas Jefferson
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"What has been the fruits of Christianity? ...Superstition, bigotry and persecution."
James Madison, 4th president of the U.S.
Oh look another founding father...
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"Religious distress is at the same time the expression of the real distress and also the protest against real distress. Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, just as it is the spirit of the spiritless condition. It is the opium of the people."
Karl Marx
Oh no the communist speaks!!
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"The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank. "
-Dante Rossetti
This one is funny and true lol.
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"I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just wish He didn't trust me so much."
-Mother Teresa
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"The church says that the Earth is flat, but I have seen the shadow on the moon and I have more faith in the shadow than in the church."
-Ferdinand Magellan
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"There is no god greater than truth."
-Mahatma Gandhi
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"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools."
- Unknown
[ September 06, 2004, 03:49 PM: Message edited by: ReodDai ]
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