Sexually frustrated chimp takes up smoking

[andrew.brandon]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5867349/

umm.....yeah

yeah its old news but......

[vanbibber]

[img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

[Little G]

story of my life...

[Ender2664]

You want to talk about sexually frustrated...i am the definition of it, just look at my posts and see how much i get made fun of for being a virgin and not beating off...i should be smoking like 3 packs a day man! But o well...personal choice, no complaints.

[vanbibber]

how old are you anyways ender?

[MrCoffee]

so andrew... you a smoker now?

[98goldbird]

He's 19, soon to be 20. It's okay Tim (Ender), my friend Philip was the same way. Sooner or later you'll get some kinda glimpse of how "warm apple pie" feels. Then you'll be kicking yourself! ;) My friend Philip can't stop thinking about girls now! [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

[Ender2664]

I can't stop thinking about girls now...i get plenty of action otherwise...it just kind of sucks not being able to seal the deal if you know what i mean. But like he said i am 19 soo to be 20, and it is by choice, i don't mean to sound like a "internet player" but i have had more than my fair share of opertunites and offers and i pretty sure that i am going to be able to hold out. The thing that keeps me going, is everytime i think about having sex with a chick i think about all of the chicks before her that asked me to have sex with them and how much of a waist it would be if i just was to give it up on some random chick on some random night.

[camaro_speedemon]

Originally posted by Ender2664:
I can't stop thinking about girls now...i get plenty of action otherwise...it just kind of sucks not being able to seal the deal if you know what i mean. But like he said i am 19 soo to be 20, and it is by choice, i don't mean to sound like a "internet player" but i have had more than my fair share of opertunites and offers and i pretty sure that i am going to be able to hold out. The thing that keeps me going, is everytime i think about having sex with a chick i think about all of the chicks before her that asked me to have sex with them and how much of a waist it would be if i just was to give it up on some random chick on some random night.

http://pics.projectpredator.com/albu...lt/fagotry.jpg [img]redface.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Once you get laid, you will really, really kick yourself in the ***.

You don't even beat off [img]graemlins/stickpoke.gif[/img]

"Think about Josh you're in college... the window of opportunity to drink and do drugs, and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day. I'm telling you, if you pass this up it will haunt you for the rest of your days, your dick will never forgive you...It isn't easy being Josh's penis. I've been in here three months now and I feel like I'm in a coma! I wish I was your dick, EL, because this is torture. If I don't get some action soon, I'm just gona pack up my balls and leave!"

[memphis_raines]

"Think about Josh you're in college... the window of opportunity to drink and do drugs, and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day. I'm telling you, if you pass this up it will haunt you for the rest of your days, your dick will never forgive you...It isn't easy being Josh's penis. I've been in here three months now and I feel like I'm in a coma! I wish I was your dick, EL, because this is torture. If I don't get some action soon, I'm just gona pack up my balls and leave!" [/QB][/QUOTE]

Don't go away mad, just get the f*ck out :D

My roommate in college was a virgin until he was 21, then he met this girl who was a total b*tch, not to mention rather man-ish. She got what she wanted and hit the road. We had to listen to his crying and whining for 6 months before he got laid again.

[TealV6]

Be nice or I break out the BAN stick. [img]graemlins/twak.gif[/img]

[Ender2664]

Like i said i choose to be a virigin, so i don't see it as the window closing in a negitive way, i am seeing it from a different perspective as you. And yes i know it is very hard to understand, and almost no one believes that it is possible, but no i don't beat off. I am just a different kind of guy, i don't enjoy hooking up with girls either man...no don't ask me if i enjoy hooking up with guys LOL! I have heard it all. I just like to be in a realtionship i view stuff like that from more of like a girls perspective, just like how some chicks really like to have sex whenever they can and are horney...well i am horney and have the sexual drive of a dude...i just supress it with my morals, and for alot of reasons. But once i am in a relationship with a chick that i really care about i really let loose, minus the sex of course. Like as long as she is down i will be ready to hook up as many times as she wants. Like me and my X, not Josh not Melissa, used to hook up like 3 times a day(she lived close and would stop by my house before and after school), and that wasn't even sex so, like i said i have a very healthy sex drive i just supress it for certain reason.

[camaro_speedemon]

Originally posted by Ender2664:
Like i said i choose to be a virigin, so i don't see it as the window closing in a negitive way, i am seeing it from a different perspective as you. And yes i know it is very hard to understand, and almost no one believes that it is possible, but no i don't beat off. I am just a different kind of guy, i don't enjoy hooking up with girls either man...no don't ask me if i enjoy hooking up with guys LOL! I have heard it all. I just like to be in a realtionship i view stuff like that from more of like a girls perspective, just like how some chicks really like to have sex whenever they can and are horney...well i am horney and have the sexual drive of a dude...i just supress it with my morals, and for alot of reasons. But once i am in a relationship with a chick that i really care about i really let loose, minus the sex of course. Like as long as she is down i will be ready to hook up as many times as she wants. Like me and my X, not Josh not Melissa, used to hook up like 3 times a day(she lived close and would stop by my house before and after school), and that wasn't even sex so, like i said i have a very healthy sex drive i just supress it for certain reason.

Some people here haven't seen "Road Trip" [img]redface.gif[/img]

But I used to be just like you man, I used to "view sex like a girl" like you said. But it just left me miserable because people would walk all over me. BTW, I didn't loose mine until I was 20.

Girls don't want a guy to think like they do, they man.

[shock_core]

Originally posted by Ender2664:
Like me and my X, not Josh not Melissa, used to hook up like 3 times a day

OK... What? You had an ex named Josh?? [img]graemlins/stickpoke.gif[/img]

But I thought

Originally posted by Ender2664:
...no don't ask me if i enjoy hooking up with guys

Is there something I'm missing here?

[jc Kyle]

btw.. medically proven that beating off is healthy for your prostate [img]smile.gif[/img]