Sexually frustrated chimp takes up smoking

[TealV6]

Originally posted by jc Kyle:
btw.. medically proven that beating off is healthy for your prostate [img]smile.gif[/img]

ROFL!!! I was waiting for that to come up. Wait until you all get to 30 and need to have the "special" check up... you'll love it. hahaha

[jc Kyle]

is it not true?

[vanbibber]

Originally posted by TealV6:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by jc Kyle:
btw.. medically proven that beating off is healthy for your prostate [img]smile.gif[/img]

ROFL!!! I was waiting for that to come up. Wait until you all get to 30 and need to have the "special" check up... you'll love it. hahaha </font>[/QUOTE]only 7 years to go till i have that prob. i am sooo not looking forward to getting older.

[Ender2664]

No, i was telling Matt and Josh that i wasn't talking about Melissa...not that i have a X named Melissa...it is an inside joke.
And i know that most females don't want a guy like that, i am not the way i am to attract females, i am the way i am for me, and no one else. If i wanted to attract females i would know exactly what to do, i am very good with psycology, it is disgusting what i know how to do...and sometimes scary. But like i said, it is for me, not them.

[ March 13, 2005, 07:45 PM: Message edited by: Ender2664 ]

[Alt space n]

I had an inflamed prostate a few months ago and that wasn't too pleasant. Beating off might be healthy but only to some extent.. *take that however you want to* But I wound up getting that "special checkup" and I didn't even know it was comming, and I'm only 20. Doc said no spicy food, no long bumpy car rides, no alcohol, and no sex. Told him he might as well have shot me dead instead of letting me live after that point. But it actually relives pressure thats built up around the prostate so it is healthy to "clean the pipes". Could that be called, "seafoaming" then? Ender just my 2 cents but it really isn't hard to drop subtle body language and smile once and a while to get a chick, go seal the deal and make sure to call em back in the morning to keep her your friend for a while.

[Ender2664]

Dude i could have sex if i wanted...sex isn't hard to accomplish. I just don't want to...ask people that know me i have had lots of opertunites, i am just not going to do it.