prank war is on!

[MrCoffee]

a few weeks ago there was an 80s party, and my roommate wanted to go. We went to the thrift store to find some clothes and I snuck in a pair of used and slightly yellowed whitey tightes. I distracted him while me paid and the cashier got the hint. so when he was unpacking everything to show everyone what he got he was pretty surprised to see that.

Little did I know he had saved them. I was just given the link to his webshots. Definitly has me passes out in bed with the briefs near my head. Only they have brown stains now. LUCKILY its nutella!!! needless to say the war is on!

I need good not to over the top ideas on what I can do to get him back. I'd like to keep it semi-civil but I do need to get him back.

ok about the mark:
-we're in the dorms so we share space.
-he's a fairly light sleeper
-knows nothing about computers (trying to think of something to do to his machine, but thats not too good for a photo op)
-I normally wake up before him, but he goes to bed after me.

tonight/tomorrow morning is a perfect night to get him back because we leave tomorrow for spring break.

I normally dont have problems thinking of stuff like this but I've got a block.

[98goldbird]

There's a ton of things you can do....Although, it sucks that you guys share a dorm! For starters....

-Shave his eyebrows while sleeping
-Put a bunch of thumbtacks next to his bed (upside down of course)
-Put a bunch of dixie cups filled with water next to his bed (so when he wakes up, if he wants to get outta his bed, he has to drink his way out)
-Put frozen rice in his milk (comes out like old curdy milk)

[MrCoffee]

lol thats good. shaving his eyebrows might be a little too far.

but I like the thumbtack idea. and the mad does love his milk!

[V8 Killer]

dixie cups with water!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahah

thats ****ing funny as ****!!

[MrCoffee]

Originally posted by V8 Killer:
dixie cups with water!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahah

thats ****ing funny as ****!!

what??

[InZane4all]

Originally posted by 98goldbird:

-Put frozen rice in his milk (comes out like old curdy milk)

That's the first time I have ever heard of that and it sounds hilarious. :D

I have to try that on my girlfriend one of these days. [img]graemlins/banana.gif[/img]

[andrew.brandon]

Originally posted by MrCoffee:

-knows nothing about computers

http://www.wincustomize.com/ViewSkin...ID=56&LibID=40

http://www.wincustomize.com/ViewSkin...nID=9&LibID=40

;)

[Nicklz]

Go to his computer set the screensaver as "I love hairy men" or "I love well hung studds" then set a password to it, so he can't change it.

[shock_core]

midget porn 'em or (NSFW!! Do not click. Do not collect $200. Very very very rancid. :( [img]graemlins/barf.gif[/img] Don't say I didn't warn you! ) www.tubgirl.com him. Find icons, cursors, bkgrounds, screensavers, folder back grounds and change them all. We did this to some kid at camp one time, it took'em about a week to get ride of it all. :cool:

[LD]

icy hot in his underwear

[shock_core]

Originally posted by LD:
icy hot in his underwear

omfg, my friend did that at camp too. he thought it might have the same effects as goldbond powder. after about 7 minutes he was running up and down the halls screaming. x.x i still can't beleive he did that

[loser]

we gave my friend x-lax and viagra in school the one day, funny stuff,he ended up pooing in his pants on the way to the lav .but sence its spring break for you guys you could die his hair, with non-perminate stuff,just dont tell him that.then when you get back or something then you could tell him its not perminate. i dont know.ill try to think of something good.

[malice10985]

WHen I was a dormie, I had to prank my roomate too.

I waited till he wasn't in the room, and then pulled the case off of his computer and unplugged his hard drive. He had no idea what was wrong.

We fixed it for him later that day.

[G-Force]

In Microsoft Windows, if you press the 'Print Scrn' key on your keyboard during any application it will take an image of whatever is on screen and place it onto your clipboard. From there, you can paste it into whatever application you wish...

So here goes. Shut down any applications they have running on their computer and capture an image of the desktop, with all of it's icons, using the Print Scrn key. Open paintbrush and click Edit-->Paste to paste the image into Paintbrush. Save the image as a bitmap, and return to their desktop. Right-click the desktop and set the Desktop wallpaper to the image you just saved. Now delete all of their desktop icons. The icons will still appear to be there, but since they're only part of the image and not really icons none of them will work. Endless hours of fun as they try to figure out what happened.

--From collegehumor.com

[ThatsMeGC]

wrap him to his bed with saran wrap

Change all the clocks so he thinks he is late for class (if he goes anyway)

hire a crossdressing stripper for him and dont tell him its a dude