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    I started my new job today at a local service station. Mostly I ring up customers buying gas and cigarettes. (I didn't card anyone all day ;) )

    Our station has a corporate account with a company called Concol. They contract auto repairs to us. Today they brought in 2 cars, and picked up another one that had been worked on.

    -1997 camaro z28: At first I thought it was a v6; it had no badges on it. It did have the exhaust and speedo cluster of a z28 though. It had a blown engine. One of the rods was thrown through the oil pan.

    1999 Buick Regal: This car had a total brake failure. Every brake component had to be replaced.

    19xx van: this had a plethora of small problems.

    I was very curious what kind of company used a z28 as a fleet vehicle, and drove it so hard that they blew the engine!! THe Regal with melted brakes also made me curious.

    I asked the manager in an inconspicuous manner why these corporate vehicles were so heavily abused. He pulled me aside later in my shift and said: "Don't ask questions about the Concol vehicles. All I can tell you is that they are involved with some sort of government operation regarding law enforecement. WHen I accepted the contract, they stipulated that no one asks any questions about their vehicles."

    WTF!!!! I want to work for a company that gets to drive the wheels off of a z28 in downtown washington DC!!

    Does anyone know anything about these guys? I really want to work for them.
    1999 red camaro v6 M5: with a turbo<br />13.52@107.99<br />No, seriously: Who Farted? <br /><a href=\"http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/600086\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/600086</a>

  • #2
    Originally posted by malice10985:
    "Don't ask questions about the Concol vehicles. All I can tell you is that they are involved with some sort of government operation regarding law enforecement. WHen I accepted the contract, they stipulated that no one asks any questions about their vehicles."
    So you're plastering it all over the internet? They are gonna come rolling up in their black suburbans and take you away. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
    Matt
    1998 Mystic Teal Camaro M5
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    • #3
      hahaha..probably just UC stuff..i work with a few feds from internal security here and i know they have a few awesome government cars [img]smile.gif[/img]
      <b>12 SECOND DUAL STAGE DRY NITROUS POWERED 98 A4 V6 CAMARO<br /><a href=\"http://www.mysickcamaro.50megs.com\" target=\"_blank\">www.MySickCamaro.50megs.com</a><br />Best ET: 12.82@103<br />Best MPH: 104.7<br />Best 60\': 1.75 - Stock TC</b><br /> </font><blockquote><font size=\"1\" face=\"Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif\">quote:</font><hr /><font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif\">Originally posted by Shodown:<br /><strong>1DV6 runs 12\'s...enough said. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif\">

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      • #4
        Originally posted by 98Camaro3.8:
        </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by malice10985:
        "Don't ask questions about the Concol vehicles. All I can tell you is that they are involved with some sort of government operation regarding law enforecement. WHen I accepted the contract, they stipulated that no one asks any questions about their vehicles."
        So you're plastering it all over the internet? They are gonna come rolling up in their black suburbans and take you away. [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]If they were that worried about secrecy, they wouldn't outsource all of thier auto repairs to the crappiest shop in DC.
        1999 red camaro v6 M5: with a turbo<br />13.52@107.99<br />No, seriously: Who Farted? <br /><a href=\"http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/600086\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/600086</a>

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        • #5
          Originally posted by malice10985:
          </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 98Camaro3.8:
          </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by malice10985:
          "Don't ask questions about the Concol vehicles. All I can tell you is that they are involved with some sort of government operation regarding law enforecement. WHen I accepted the contract, they stipulated that no one asks any questions about their vehicles."
          So you're plastering it all over the internet? They are gonna come rolling up in their black suburbans and take you away. [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]If they were that worried about secrecy, they wouldn't outsource all of thier auto repairs to the crappiest shop in DC. </font>[/QUOTE]Now you're going to get fired too! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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          • #6
            [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]
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            • #7
              [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]
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              • #8
                [img]graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img]

                you could always [deleted by Big Brother]
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                • #9
                  i bet the z28 was used for undercover stuff against streetracers or some $hit like that...but the buick? i dont know many people that race 90's buicks...
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                  • #10
                    I could tell you, but then I'd have to have your boss kill you. Then your boss gets killed.

                    any questions??
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by 3.4 slow to go:
                      I could tell you, but then I'd have to have your boss kill you. Then your boss gets killed.

                      any questions??
                      [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

                      probably IRS comptrollers' personal vehicles...

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                      • #12
                        if you were in NY i could tell you...but then the killing and blah blah blah [img]tongue.gif[/img]
                        <b>12 SECOND DUAL STAGE DRY NITROUS POWERED 98 A4 V6 CAMARO<br /><a href=\"http://www.mysickcamaro.50megs.com\" target=\"_blank\">www.MySickCamaro.50megs.com</a><br />Best ET: 12.82@103<br />Best MPH: 104.7<br />Best 60\': 1.75 - Stock TC</b><br /> </font><blockquote><font size=\"1\" face=\"Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif\">quote:</font><hr /><font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif\">Originally posted by Shodown:<br /><strong>1DV6 runs 12\'s...enough said. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif\">

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by malice10985:
                          I started my new job today at a local service station. Mostly I ring up customers buying gas and cigarettes. (I didn't card anyone all day ;) )

                          Our station has a corporate account with a company called XXXX. They contract auto repairs to us. Today they brought in 2 cars, and picked up another one that had been worked on.

                          -1997 camaro z28: At first I thought it was a v6; it had no badges on it. It did have the exhaust and speedo cluster of a z28 though. It had a blown engine. One of the rods was thrown through the oil pan.

                          1999 Buick Regal: This car had a total brake failure. Every brake component had to be replaced.

                          19xx van: this had a plethora of small problems.

                          I was very curious what kind of company used a z28 as a fleet vehicle, and drove it so hard that they blew the engine!! THe Regal with melted brakes also made me curious.

                          I asked the manager in an inconspicuous manner why these corporate vehicles were so heavily abused. He pulled me aside later in my shift and said: "Don't ask questions about the XXXX vehicles. All I can tell you is that they are involved with some sort of government operation regarding law enforecement. WHen I accepted the contract, they stipulated that no one asks any questions about their vehicles."

                          WTF!!!! I want to work for a company that gets to drive the wheels off of a z28 in downtown washington DC!!

                          Does anyone know anything about these guys? I really want to work for them.
                          So exactly what part of "Loose lips sink ships" do you not understand? I certainly hope to god that they teach you better if/when you join the USMC. I can see it now:

                          "Hey guys I'm deploying with 3rd MEF ORD Div. to Lat xx.xxx Long xx.xxx, anyone in the area hit me up."
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by C.O.Jones:
                            [ [/qb]
                            So exactly what part of "Loose lips sink ships" do you not understand? I certainly hope to god that they teach you better if/when you join the USMC. I can see it now:

                            "Hey guys I'm deploying with 3rd MEF ORD Div. to Lat xx.xxx Long xx.xxx, anyone in the area hit me up." [/QB][/QUOTE]
                            [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

                            Today at work they brought in a thunderbird and a 97 mustang. The mustang needed PMS
                            Preventive
                            Maintenence
                            Service

                            I searched all over the internet and found nothing about it. I am guessing it is a bunch of local pigs that are just trying to feel important. [img]graemlins/slap.gif[/img]
                            1999 red camaro v6 M5: with a turbo<br />13.52@107.99<br />No, seriously: Who Farted? <br /><a href=\"http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/600086\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/600086</a>

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                            • #15
                              ^^ in other words, PMS is so it'll last a little bit longer after they throw it off a cliff

                              [ January 26, 2005, 12:13 AM: Message edited by: shock_core ]
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                              tears are great lube, but its hard to get a girl to cry onto her own ***.

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