Dancing...errrrrr No rhythm whatso ever

[OrangeBird]

anyone here can give me advice on dancing....prefferably hip hop and modern/pop/club. Beside taking lessons, maybe a site that shows you for FREE. Ive searched google but it seems everything is either tutorial DVD or paysite...only dance i know is the sprinkler and da "white boy" [img]graemlins/banana.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rock.gif[/img] ..lol any help is extremely APPRICIATED

Thanks

[L32Projekt]

Jus' shake yer booty and grind whatever walks along of the opposite sex... or the same, depending on which way you "swang". [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Honestly though, don't ask me for advice... I don't dance due to a percieved lack of rythym (sp?) and style... :D

[V6Firebird94]

this is gonna sound funny but two of my buddys, watched all of Ushers videos and just practiced his moves, and there pretty sweet dancers now, i dont check em out or nothin but they get quite a few ladies on the dance floor these days

[Snuffalofogus]

Originally posted by OrangeBird:
anyone here can give me advice on dancing....prefferably hip hop and modern/pop/club. Beside taking lessons, maybe a site that shows you for FREE. Ive searched google but it seems everything is either tutorial DVD or paysite...only dance i know is the sprinkler and da "white boy" [img]graemlins/banana.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rock.gif[/img] ..lol any help is extremely APPRICIATED

Thanks

if your wanting to learn quick theres one thing you can do.

: take one of your lady friends dancing, chances are she will teach you a thing or two. if none of your female friends cant dance, then you need new friends.


btw, where the hell is woodland hills?

[Snuffalofogus]

also, why are you trying to learn on the internet? get your *** to a club and gain some experience

[95DGcamaro]

well i would attempt to help you... but I am white.

[ReodDai]

If you aren't a virgin then you'd better already know how to dance or I pity your girl ;)

[BobsSilverSix]

Just do wha I do, stand in the corner lookin coo smokin a cig...naw I had the same problem then a visited the Freaky Tiki in Myrtle Beach, SC and just went along with everyone else, and I'm shy that that was not easy but it got easier.

[OrangeBird]

ok first of all....freak dancin anyone can do [img]graemlins/naughty.gif[/img] lol...i already know how to do that...anyway the girl im seeing loves to dance and all i can shes one amazing dancer..flamenco, hip hop, salsa , and marengue...her birth day is comming up and i want to take her dancing....and ive consider taking lessons but thats expensive and is somewhat of a long process.

2. Ive watched usher's Yeah and among others and thats just pointless since i have no rhythm to start out with

3. Woodland hills is in San Fernando Valley(porn central)

4. Club dancing is nothing but people rockin back and forth and bumpin n grindin...not much of a clubber but if and when i go...i usually sway back and forth and do da nasty...YA HEARD..lol j/k had to add that in. And besides im a college student so clubbin weekly and taking lessons is a lil expensive

5. Understanable, so your excused [img]tongue.gif[/img]

6. i already know how to dance...just not the one i need to know right now [img]tongue.gif[/img]

7. I dont smoke so

and last but not least i dont know how to reply with multiple quotes so the numbers should help :D

[57s98Camaro]

White man shuffle, oh yeah [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Jester_3.8L]

Im an expert in the white man shuffle....AKA polka. lol

[Tyler]

just get drunk and be somebody.. no guts no glory.


and that whole "if you cant dance, you must suck in bed" **** is like apples and oranges.. just like they say skateboarding is like snowboarding, and kitebaording is like wake boarding.


but ya.. get drunk and hit the dance floor. you'll swear your the best out there. all it takes is confidence

[94TeaL]

I'm white and cant dance the end.

[ellik]

step #1 - go to club
step #2 - drink excessively
step #3 - get onto dance floor and become one w/ the music

Commonly Made Mistakes -
if you notice people staring at you or shaking there heads, you did not do step #2 correctly. to correct, walk off dance floor as inconspicuously as possible and repeat step #2 properly before proceeding to step #3. In severe cases, you may need to leave and find another club and repeat all steps, paying more attention to step #2. when step #2 is executed correctly, you will not notice people staring or laughing. Everyone will in fact become your best friend.

[Triple W]

Originally posted by ellik:
step #1 - go to club
step #2 - drink excessively
step #3 - get onto dance floor and become one w/ the music

Commonly Made Mistakes -
if you notice people staring at you or shaking there heads, you did not do step #2 correctly. to correct, walk off dance floor as inconspicuously as possible and repeat step #2 properly before proceeding to step #3. In severe cases, you may need to leave and find another club and repeat all steps, paying more attention to step #2. when step #2 is executed correctly, you will not notice people staring or laughing. Everyone will in fact become your best friend.

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Most of the time I don't get past step two.