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So Saturday night was my bud Tony's bachlor party. He put his best man in charge of getting it set and me as his assistant just in case his best man forgot/did too many drugs/etc. Well his best man went into rehab for problems and I was left to get this thing going. I have no problem with this but I was left with a week to plan it. I called my friend who owns a house in a great spot to have it there (he was also in the wedding). Make a long story short - Hooters, his place, roughly 17 guys, roughly 150 beers and a bottle of Crown, 2 strippers, lights, and a partridge in a pear tree. So we meet at Hooters and alls great and the strippers call and up their prices 3x what they were supposed to. F*ck that. We freak out and get a yellow pages and a paper and go to town. Finally we find ONE for a decent price and its on. We all drink till 1:15am when she shows up. The bachelor in the mean time has been tied down, shirt written on, all sorts of foil and random sh!t on him and we are thoroughly inebriated. She gets jiggy on him we all are goin crazy...ya know the story. She leaves in EXACTLY one hour (to the T) and we all slowly make our separate ways.
Later he calls me and he's like 'I was really uncomfortable about all that'. I was like WHAT!? He was like I was tied down for 2 hours, beer got in my eye, she ripped my shirt, and I didnt like it when Cory was making me drink. ...I'm like 'dude its 4am, I'm drunk, and how in ALL the goodness you just experienced did u have a bad time?' He was like well..blah..blah..Jen's pissed. He told his fiance about the encounter and she was all irritated. Then the thing that made me a tad angry was when he told me the most fun he had was when we were at Hooters. Everyone I talked to after the party had the time of their lives. Alot of people did alot (some I failed to mention here) to make this one helluva time. I was just a slap in the face to me!
Later he calls me and he's like 'I was really uncomfortable about all that'. I was like WHAT!? He was like I was tied down for 2 hours, beer got in my eye, she ripped my shirt, and I didnt like it when Cory was making me drink. ...I'm like 'dude its 4am, I'm drunk, and how in ALL the goodness you just experienced did u have a bad time?' He was like well..blah..blah..Jen's pissed. He told his fiance about the encounter and she was all irritated. Then the thing that made me a tad angry was when he told me the most fun he had was when we were at Hooters. Everyone I talked to after the party had the time of their lives. Alot of people did alot (some I failed to mention here) to make this one helluva time. I was just a slap in the face to me!
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