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Flying moron... lol
Let's see: A kite designed to generate increasing lift with increased windspeed
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A moron holding on until he's dragged across the ground, through a small pond/puddle and then slammed into a culvert...
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When I was like 12, I thought it would be really cool to made a parachute out of a bed sheet. So, I asked my Dad to help me. My Dad, being a person that thinks alot like me, thought it sounded like it would be fun. Well... After this I learned, "if Dad says it will be really fun, ask Mom."
We took a Queen sized sheet, tied a knot in each corner of the sheet, then attached 2 lengthes of rope, connecting each set of corners.
Well, I didn't say to start, this very well may have been THE windiest day of the year. I also didn't say, when I was 12, I weighied all of... we'll say maybe 65 pounds. As of now, when I'm 20, I weigh 140.
Anyways, so I hold onto the ropes, and my Dad and I walk out of the garage into the driveway. From this point, I'm going by what I was told, as it was all a blur for me.
I guess the wind came up, the parachute puffed up, and the next thing my Dad knew, my feet were flying past his head. I was airborne for a good 15 feet, then I came down with a crash, didn't let go of the ropes, and was dragged another 15 feet down our driveway to the road, at which point I let go.
I never did anything that dumb again. [img]smile.gif[/img]1997 Cayenne Red Metallic Camaro<br />3.8 V6 M5<br />SLP Cold Air Intake<br />Ceramic Coated Pacesetter Headers <br />Flowmaster American Thunder Catback<br />Full 3.42 & Disc Break Rear End Swap
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