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This is somewhat my joke. I got nothing to do at work. So I thought I go ahead and get creative.
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A man was sitting in front of his computer at home and he got to thinking. He called his wife to come right away.
"What is dear," the wife asked.
He said, "You know with all the things that's been going on in the news."
"Yes."
"Well, I want to make a Living Will for myself," he said.
"Oh," she said with a look of worry on her face. "What about?"
The man said to his wife, "If I ever come to a Vegetative State and I'm dependant on a machine. I want you to pull the plug."
The wife agreed and he wrote everything he just said to her in a computer. He printed it out and both of them signed. The next day he mailed it in to their family attorney.
On a Sunday afternoon, after eating a big lunch, the man was lying down in the couch in front of a TV. His eyes were half open and was barely blinking. His arm was extended out with a remote control in hand. He was flipping through the sports channels. One channel after another.
His wife sees this and immediately pulled the plug from the TV. :D
[ May 20, 2005, 12:16 PM: Message edited by: Mighty Thor ]
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A man was sitting in front of his computer at home and he got to thinking. He called his wife to come right away.
"What is dear," the wife asked.
He said, "You know with all the things that's been going on in the news."
"Yes."
"Well, I want to make a Living Will for myself," he said.
"Oh," she said with a look of worry on her face. "What about?"
The man said to his wife, "If I ever come to a Vegetative State and I'm dependant on a machine. I want you to pull the plug."
The wife agreed and he wrote everything he just said to her in a computer. He printed it out and both of them signed. The next day he mailed it in to their family attorney.
On a Sunday afternoon, after eating a big lunch, the man was lying down in the couch in front of a TV. His eyes were half open and was barely blinking. His arm was extended out with a remote control in hand. He was flipping through the sports channels. One channel after another.
His wife sees this and immediately pulled the plug from the TV. :D
[ May 20, 2005, 12:16 PM: Message edited by: Mighty Thor ]
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