anonymous calls ****UPDATE*****

[99V6Camaro]

^^ LOL thats great! i gotta come up with something creative....hmmmm....

[Yaba3800]

got the voicemail! said i really enjoyed hanging out with her and to give me a cal back. lol i hope she gets alot of random **** like that.
woot woot. this is fun. ok now everyone email..dang. i lost the adress. it was BIH leaving me emails like !you have the ugliest camaro in the world! lol woot woot. ill call later maybe

[dashboardrunner]

lol... i got ya bro... prank calls are fun sh1t...

[dashboardrunner]

well hell just tried and all i got was a voicemail.. couldnt think of anything creative so i just hung up... i'll come up with something and call back again...

[Fredless]

Originally posted by CAMAROWIDBASS:
this came from a member of fullthrottle this is a voice mail he left.

Hi my name is Ross Wardlaw and I'm a member of HPE. HPE stands for Homosexuals Pushing for Equality. I'm doing a random call survey from my office in San Fransisco and I was wondering if you could answer three quick questions for me. Now I know I didn't quite catch you, but if you could just write these down for me and call me back tomorrow with the answers, that'd just be super.

1. What is your stance on gay marriage?

2. Would you vote for a homosexual if he or she were running for president of the United States?

3. How often do you clean the sand out of your vagina? I know you'll probably think that question is just a joke, but sandy vaginas are not something to mess around with. You should invest in a power washer.

Call me back any time, my number is 517-673-****. Thanks! Toodles!

Hawgs is a master at crap like that. [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

[vanbibber]

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[MikeV6]

This thread is awesome! If I wasn't such a cheap bastard and didn't want to pay long distance, I'd call too.

Just be careful, I learned from THE CHAPELLE show that messing around with the phone could lead to being someones b**ch in jail. (when keeping it real goes wrong)

[vanbibber]

Originally posted by Fredless:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by CAMAROWIDBASS:
this came from a member of fullthrottle this is a voice mail he left.

Hi my name is Ross Wardlaw and I'm a member of HPE. HPE stands for Homosexuals Pushing for Equality. I'm doing a random call survey from my office in San Fransisco and I was wondering if you could answer three quick questions for me. Now I know I didn't quite catch you, but if you could just write these down for me and call me back tomorrow with the answers, that'd just be super.

1. What is your stance on gay marriage?

2. Would you vote for a homosexual if he or she were running for president of the United States?

3. How often do you clean the sand out of your vagina? I know you'll probably think that question is just a joke, but sandy vaginas are not something to mess around with. You should invest in a power washer.

Call me back any time, my number is 517-673-****. Thanks! Toodles!

Hawgs is a master at crap like that. [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]actually j downey did that i believe.

[teal95camaro3.4l]

hell if yall guys wanna keep the prank phone calls going call this #: 252-802-0767... this fella right here is one of those little metal kids who thinks hes the baddest *** mother****er in the world and i'm not lyin he has hair down to his *** lol. so feel free to call him and talk a little **** to him since he feels like he has to keep makin little prank calls to my house. it'll serve him rite lol. lemme know if ya call, and how it went.

[V8 Killer]

Originally posted by CAMAROWIDBASS:
this came from a member of fullthrottle this is a voice mail he left.

Hi my name is Ross Wardlaw and I'm a member of HPE. HPE stands for Homosexuals Pushing for Equality. I'm doing a random call survey from my office in San Fransisco and I was wondering if you could answer three quick questions for me. Now I know I didn't quite catch you, but if you could just write these down for me and call me back tomorrow with the answers, that'd just be super.

1. What is your stance on gay marriage?

2. Would you vote for a homosexual if he or she were running for president of the United States?

3. How often do you clean the sand out of your vagina? I know you'll probably think that question is just a joke, but sandy vaginas are not something to mess around with. You should invest in a power washer.

Call me back any time, my number is 517-673-****. Thanks! Toodles!

I called and made a bunch of chewbacha sounds... :D :D :D :D :D

[CAMAROWIDBASS]

Originally posted by teal95camaro3.4l:
hell if yall guys wanna keep the prank phone calls going call this #: 252-802-0767... this fella right here is one of those little metal kids who thinks hes the baddest *** mother****er in the world and i'm not lyin he has hair down to his *** lol. so feel free to call him and talk a little **** to him since he feels like he has to keep makin little prank calls to my house. it'll serve him rite lol. lemme know if ya call, and how it went.

i called in a gay voice and i told him i saw him im a secret admierer and i wanted him blah blah, he mostly got mad/cussing, then he hung up and he turned off his phone.

edit, ive called 3 times since the first time each time messin with his head lmao...

[teal95camaro3.4l]

Originally posted by CAMAROWIDBASS:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by teal95camaro3.4l:
hell if yall guys wanna keep the prank phone calls going call this #: 252-802-0767... this fella right here is one of those little metal kids who thinks hes the baddest *** mother****er in the world and i'm not lyin he has hair down to his *** lol. so feel free to call him and talk a little **** to him since he feels like he has to keep makin little prank calls to my house. it'll serve him rite lol. lemme know if ya call, and how it went.

i called in a gay voice and i told him i saw him im a secret admierer and i wanted him blah blah, he mostly got mad/cussing, then he hung up and he turned off his phone.

edit, ive called 3 times since the first time each time messin with his head lmao... </font>[/QUOTE]OMG, thats funny as hell... i appreciate it bro, your the man. everybody else feel free to follow camarowidbass' lead!!! lol

[CAMAROWIDBASS]

When you call ask for Diana, i think thats the girls name,if not then just ask to speak to the daughter

[ August 11, 2005, 10:31 PM: Message edited by: CAMAROWIDBASS ]

[teal95camaro3.4l]

hey camarowidbass if ya call again, act like your a hairdresser or something and tell him your just calling to confirm his hair appointment or something to that effect... like i said he's got hair down to his *** and he refuses to get it cut and wheneva ya try to say something to him about it he gets pissed off. lol

[CAMAROWIDBASS]

whats the guys name? scott i think?