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There is a local "rice" club in my city call "The Inc.", my friend made a real men of genius for them. They all hang out at this parking lot blinking their lights and hanging out with high school girls, while they are all older.
"Real Men of Genius. Today we salute you, Mr. Too Fast Too Furious WannaBe. Every night you light up the Baldine Plaza parking lot with your pimped out '85 Cavaliers that top out at 75 m.p.h. You're just a few nice cars, a few muscles and a few hot girls away from becoming your idol, Vin Diesel. With your 4 foot tall wings on the back and your rumbling sound system, you've managed to transform a $2,000 piece of **** car into a $4,000 piece of **** car. So break open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Master of the Loud Exhaust because we know in 30 years you'll still be there for everyone to laugh at."
"Real Men of Genius. Today we salute you, Mr. Too Fast Too Furious WannaBe. Every night you light up the Baldine Plaza parking lot with your pimped out '85 Cavaliers that top out at 75 m.p.h. You're just a few nice cars, a few muscles and a few hot girls away from becoming your idol, Vin Diesel. With your 4 foot tall wings on the back and your rumbling sound system, you've managed to transform a $2,000 piece of **** car into a $4,000 piece of **** car. So break open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Master of the Loud Exhaust because we know in 30 years you'll still be there for everyone to laugh at."
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