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Ok so I buy and sell domain names to make a little extra cash on the side... One domain that I own is dallasimports.com . I dont run anything on them other than a page saying the domain is for sale.... So today I get this email
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In a message dated 3/21/2005 5:31:53 P.M. Central America Standard T, xxxxxxx.xxxxxxx@verizon.net writes:
How you doin my name is Thomas Stiles and i heard about your website for a friend....i have a 1999 four door mirage and i am lookin for a bodykit for it..do you have one?
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Here is my response
To whom this may concern:
Thank you from D-Way Industries. We greatly appreciate you interest in purchasing a product from our line of extravagant and exotic modification equipment and accessories.
However, we need some more information about your vehicle first before making a correct recommendation for a suitable setup.
1) Our records indicate that economically disadvantaged slum dwelling scum drive the type of vehicle you described. Is this so?
2) Further we need to have a better understanding of how many hamster power you have under the hood.
3) In reference to the first question , how will you be paying us? Food stamps, baby's momma's income return check, monopoly money , sub club stamps, and/or ever-quest platinum.
4) We would like to know the amount of blinker-fluid that you reservoir holds. If you need help finding this please refer the hidden owners manual that it located inside the hamster's feeding bottle ( which is located under the hood, somewhere near the thing (so called engine) that creates as much power as the starter on a domestic car)
5) A final bit of information is still needed. For our edification only, please let us know your sexual preference. We here at D-way Industries strive to meet the expectations of all of our customers and are happy to deliver (and we're not talking about UPS) and we'd like to provide the best service we can. For our VIP customers(those who spend over 4.95 USD), Michael Jackson is available for your pleasure and entertainment, and he will definitely HAND deliver your package, and ensure proper delivery and attention to detail. Jackson has been known to achieve these feats even under the most intoxicating of situations. He'll really make ya jump for joy over the Jesus Juice.
Please return your responses and answers to these questions in as prompt of a manner as you can in order to facilitate our communications. We are more than happy to answer anymore of the questions you may have. We can be reached 24 hours a day at (317) 507-2971. This is the communal phone available at the corner of meadow song ct. and meadow run in the government WIC housing district where my baby's momma's lives. If you decide to not purchase from us, please still feel free to give us a holla atcha one dolla balla at the digits above.
P.S. Dont forget you fill up yo naws bottle and wash the stickers on your fender showing all the mods you hope to soon get.Oh yeah, almost forgot one thing, BUY A CHEVY!
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Just got off of work and felt like giving em a hard time since I take BS from customers all day long.... as for the phone numbers and all... just made up some digits...
[ March 22, 2005, 05:01 PM: Message edited by: Big Tymer ]
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In a message dated 3/21/2005 5:31:53 P.M. Central America Standard T, xxxxxxx.xxxxxxx@verizon.net writes:
How you doin my name is Thomas Stiles and i heard about your website for a friend....i have a 1999 four door mirage and i am lookin for a bodykit for it..do you have one?
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Here is my response
To whom this may concern:
Thank you from D-Way Industries. We greatly appreciate you interest in purchasing a product from our line of extravagant and exotic modification equipment and accessories.
However, we need some more information about your vehicle first before making a correct recommendation for a suitable setup.
1) Our records indicate that economically disadvantaged slum dwelling scum drive the type of vehicle you described. Is this so?
2) Further we need to have a better understanding of how many hamster power you have under the hood.
3) In reference to the first question , how will you be paying us? Food stamps, baby's momma's income return check, monopoly money , sub club stamps, and/or ever-quest platinum.
4) We would like to know the amount of blinker-fluid that you reservoir holds. If you need help finding this please refer the hidden owners manual that it located inside the hamster's feeding bottle ( which is located under the hood, somewhere near the thing (so called engine) that creates as much power as the starter on a domestic car)
5) A final bit of information is still needed. For our edification only, please let us know your sexual preference. We here at D-way Industries strive to meet the expectations of all of our customers and are happy to deliver (and we're not talking about UPS) and we'd like to provide the best service we can. For our VIP customers(those who spend over 4.95 USD), Michael Jackson is available for your pleasure and entertainment, and he will definitely HAND deliver your package, and ensure proper delivery and attention to detail. Jackson has been known to achieve these feats even under the most intoxicating of situations. He'll really make ya jump for joy over the Jesus Juice.
Please return your responses and answers to these questions in as prompt of a manner as you can in order to facilitate our communications. We are more than happy to answer anymore of the questions you may have. We can be reached 24 hours a day at (317) 507-2971. This is the communal phone available at the corner of meadow song ct. and meadow run in the government WIC housing district where my baby's momma's lives. If you decide to not purchase from us, please still feel free to give us a holla atcha one dolla balla at the digits above.
P.S. Dont forget you fill up yo naws bottle and wash the stickers on your fender showing all the mods you hope to soon get.Oh yeah, almost forgot one thing, BUY A CHEVY!
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Just got off of work and felt like giving em a hard time since I take BS from customers all day long.... as for the phone numbers and all... just made up some digits...
[ March 22, 2005, 05:01 PM: Message edited by: Big Tymer ]
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