Good to show your GF:

[Skapimp]

I just had a friend convince my gf that sperm is good for her:

http://abbys-sexual-health.com/fun/f...perm_facts.php


hope I could help

[j_downey50]

Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

damn. i can ejaculate faster than i can run.

[Th3 RiCk]

Average speed of ejaculation: 28

They should make it an Olympic sport. [img]graemlins/rock.gif[/img]

[Skapimp]

table tennis is an olympic sport.. FYI.

[95Batmobile]

Originally posted by Th3 RiCk:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Average speed of ejaculation: 28

They should make it an Olympic sport. [img]graemlins/rock.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]If I stock up for a week I would get the gold!

[Blazing_Firebird]

I was eating cheesecake when I clicked on this topic.

I hope you all burn a slow miserable death in hell for making me vomit up my cheesecake. Thank you so much.

[img]smile.gif[/img]

[Th3 RiCk]

Originally posted by 95Batmobile:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Th3 RiCk:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Average speed of ejaculation: 28

They should make it an Olympic sport. [img]graemlins/rock.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]If I stock up for a week I would get the gold! </font>[/QUOTE]You wouldn't stand a chance. I've been training for the last 8 years.

[BLLDOGG]

less than 1 calorie
150 mg. protien
11 mg. carbohydrates
6 mg. fat.
3 mg. cholesterol
7% US RDA potassium
3% US RDA copper
3% US RDA zinc
300 million spermatoza
(Someday men will have to have all this tattooed to the side of their hip, like a can of Coke or a box of Wheaties.)

i think i found my new tattoo [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

my girl enjoyed the post by the way

[Skapimp]

This topic is wrong on so many levels.. but I can't stop pressing refresh.

[95Batmobile]

Originally posted by Th3 RiCk:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 95Batmobile:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Th3 RiCk:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Average speed of ejaculation: 28

They should make it an Olympic sport. [img]graemlins/rock.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]If I stock up for a week I would get the gold! </font>[/QUOTE]You wouldn't stand a chance. I've been training for the last 8 years. </font>[/QUOTE]SPPPPPSSSSHHHHH
I've been training for 7, but I've been training at least once a day, with a record of 9.
My 7 years is like the equivalent of 20 average years...

[Th3 RiCk]

You wouldn't stand a chance. I've been training for the last 8 years.

SPPPPPSSSSHHHHH
I've been training for 7, but I've been training at least once a day, with a record of 9.
My 7 years is like the equivalent of 20 average years...

GOOD LORD! You're going to go blind!!!!! [img]graemlins/slap.gif[/img]

[95DGcamaro]

"First, you can't teach your partner how to please you if you don't even know how to please yourself. It would be like trying to tell someone to scratch your itch while not having any idea where your itch is. This includes learning to orgasm. If you don't know how to give yourself an orgasm you may find it quite frustrating just sitting back waiting for you partner to figure it out.

Second, and equally important, is that masturbation is fun and it feels good. Most of the time you spend masturbating should not be a clinical study trying to figure out what you want your partner to do. Most of the time you should be experiencing the pleasure you feel from making yourself feel good. Being happy and feeling pleasure are good things that you need not ever deny yourself."

HAHAHA I LOVE THIS SITE.

[Turbo V6 Camaro]

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 18 quarts

[img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

[RancidCamaro]

Originally posted by viper04af:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 18 quarts

[img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]See those 4 1/2 gallons of milk in your fridge?

That's right. That's right.

[BLLDOGG]

Originally posted by RancidCamaro:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by viper04af:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 18 quarts

[img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]See those 4 1/2 gallons of milk in your fridge?

That's right. That's right. </font>[/QUOTE][img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] lmfao