Good to show your GF:

[casketcrewchick]

1-2 teaspoons??? Ok this dude I know must be expelling at least twice that every time. I just dont know where it all comes from.


Ooooops. TMI. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[4thgenowner]

Originally posted by j_downey50:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

damn. i can ejaculate faster than i can run. </font>[/QUOTE]Probably, but how FAR can you shoot your load? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[cassie]

yeah thats great and all but one whiff of that stuff and I'm puking

Maybe it it smelled and tasted like Strawberries rather than pure HELL.

[95Batmobile]

Originally posted by cassie:
yeah thats great and all but one whiff of that stuff and I'm puking

Maybe it it smelled and tasted like Strawberries rather than pure HELL.

[img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]
Which is why it comes out at 28 mph!

Zooms right by your nose in a split second to minimize pain :D

[Ian]

next time i get pulled over by a trooper on radar, im gonna be like "can you bring the radar gun over here to my car real quick?"

(brings gun over)

"ok, thanks, gimme a minute here"

[majeskyb]

Originally posted by casketcrewchick:
1-2 teaspoons??? Ok this dude I know must be expelling at least twice that every time. I just dont know where it all comes from.


Ooooops. TMI. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/stickpoke.gif[/img]

[crazyralph]

sucks if she's on a low carb diet

[fbirdgt01]

i don't see why girls fuss about it anyway. Take it like a shot and it's over in 20 seconds or less. I mean... not you like you guys don't "swallow" anything when you do it to us. It's all in fairness. I swear i hate girls. If you're gonna do it, do it right don't whine about a little salt, if it was bad for you.. we'd have known already.

[epic]

Now that's an equal-tradeoff girl, my friends.

[ravenp]

Originally posted by crazyralph:
sucks if she's on a low carb diet

That's MILLIgrams, not grams [img]graemlins/twak.gif[/img]

[SirShaun]

Lets turn to Dr. Phil on this one. Dr phil knows best.

[fbirdgt01]

Originally posted by epic:
Now that's an equal-tradeoff girl, my friends.

Yes, yes I am [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/naughty.gif[/img]

[john rocco]

Originally posted by Ian:
next time i get pulled over by a trooper on radar, im gonna be like "can you bring the radar gun over here to my car real quick?"

(brings gun over)

"ok, thanks, gimme a minute here"

[img]graemlins/banana.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]
touche' (2-shay) that is some funny sheet

[KBeezy]

Originally posted by Ian:
next time i get pulled over by a trooper on radar, im gonna be like "can you bring the radar gun over here to my car real quick?"

(brings gun over)

"ok, thanks, gimme a minute here"

Super Troopers much? LOL [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

[Blue Flame V6]

Originally posted by KBeezy:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Ian:
next time i get pulled over by a trooper on radar, im gonna be like "can you bring the radar gun over here to my car real quick?"

(brings gun over)

"ok, thanks, gimme a minute here"

Super Troopers much? LOL [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]You beat me to it by 5 minutes lol