Good to show your GF:

[ellik]

"Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200"

scratches head.... umm, a couple punches on the calculator and I think Ive passed that in the 10 years ive been active.... and thats just with, well... help from the opposite sex. If I counted solo missions I know Id crumple that. Gee... hope I dont run out!! wife "where'd it all go??" [img]graemlins/stickpoke.gif[/img] me

['98 BlackBird]

WOW???!!! I gotta show April this
HEY APRIL look at this thread [img]graemlins/naughty.gif[/img]
I think Jessica can help you with this [img]graemlins/naughty.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/love.gif[/img]

['98 BlackBird]

Oh yeah thats right, were married!!! It will never happen :(

[Cole Angrimson]

This is great. I haven't laughed lke this in a while. A disgusting but funny topic. As for what fbirdgt01 said i think my g/f agree's with you [img]graemlins/naughty.gif[/img]

[BobsSilverSix]

Originally posted by Ian:
next time i get pulled over by a trooper on radar, im gonna be like "can you bring the radar gun over here to my car real quick?"

(brings gun over)

"ok, thanks, gimme a minute here"

Now that was funny...only a minute????

[hawgs]

Originally posted by fbirdgt01:
i don't see why girls fuss about it anyway. Take it like a shot and it's over in 20 seconds or less. I mean... not you like you guys don't "swallow" anything when you do it to us. It's all in fairness. I swear i hate girls. If you're gonna do it, do it right don't whine about a little salt, if it was bad for you.. we'd have known already.

wow... next time I am in MD, youll be getting a phone call ;)

[95Batmobile]

Originally posted by BobsSilverSix:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Ian:
next time i get pulled over by a trooper on radar, im gonna be like "can you bring the radar gun over here to my car real quick?"

(brings gun over)

"ok, thanks, gimme a minute here"

Now that was funny...only a minute???? </font>[/QUOTE]And thats with 48 seconds of clean-up [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Skapimp]

Originally posted by hawgs:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by fbirdgt01:
i don't see why girls fuss about it anyway. Take it like a shot and it's over in 20 seconds or less. I mean... not you like you guys don't "swallow" anything when you do it to us. It's all in fairness. I swear i hate girls. If you're gonna do it, do it right don't whine about a little salt, if it was bad for you.. we'd have known already.

wow... next time I am in MD, youll be getting a phone call ;) </font>[/QUOTE]Hell, I might make a road trip.

[Turbo V6 Camaro]

Originally posted by Skapimp:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by hawgs:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by fbirdgt01:
i don't see why girls fuss about it anyway. Take it like a shot and it's over in 20 seconds or less. I mean... not you like you guys don't "swallow" anything when you do it to us. It's all in fairness. I swear i hate girls. If you're gonna do it, do it right don't whine about a little salt, if it was bad for you.. we'd have known already.

wow... next time I am in MD, youll be getting a phone call ;) </font>[/QUOTE]Hell, I might make a road trip. </font>[/QUOTE]dang i really need something like that when i was in Iraq...... if im ther eagian ill send tickets for you. .. . [img]smile.gif[/img]

[4thgenowner]

Originally posted by fbirdgt01:
i don't see why girls fuss about it anyway. Take it like a shot and it's over in 20 seconds or less. I mean... not you like you guys don't "swallow" anything when you do it to us. It's all in fairness. I swear i hate girls. If you're gonna do it, do it right don't whine about a little salt, if it was bad for you.. we'd have known already.

[img]graemlins/love.gif[/img]

[fbirdgt01]

yes... but what you guys don't know... is the details... if you can put up with me.. we'll be a perfect match. emailme .. i'm accepting applications. ;)

[Skapimp]

Originally posted by fbirdgt01:
yes... but what you guys don't know... is the details... if you can put up with me.. we'll be a perfect match. emailme .. i'm accepting applications. ;)

You're entering a world of pain. :-p... i'll send my app in a bit, I hope you're over 18.

[fbirdgt01]

sweet.... i'm 20 hun, and one of the most independent women you'll ever meet. Ask the people who know me on this board...i dont' ask for much just car parts and good lovin. LOL

['98 BlackBird]

Don't go there. Just dont go there.
TRUST ME [img]graemlins/naughty.gif[/img]
First hand experience at AIS III

[fbirdgt01]

Evan.. you know u loved it. I know April and Andrew did. LMFAO