Programmers / computer people might get a kick out of this

[Infernal]

I'm home with gout (see last post) and really screwed up on Vicodin, and people from work keep IMing me. You computer people / programmers may get a kick out of this. I call it "designers are not coders."

Chris717171: heh
Chris717171: i hate personalize study zone
HonestJustin2004: i just realized that i've been sitting here staring at the wall and smiling for like 5 minutes :)
HonestJustin2004: why
Chris717171: hah
Chris717171: this bull**** thing isn't working
Chris717171: in the index.html it says there is a banner
Chris717171: yet it isn't being displayed
HonestJustin2004: want me to ask ken to open the firewall up so i can look at it
Chris717171: not yet
Chris717171: i'm not giving up yet
Chris717171: i've wasted like 40 mnutes on this fking thing
HonestJustin2004: you could waste 40 more tho
HonestJustin2004: ;)
Chris717171: eh give me 5 more
Chris717171: i want a even 45
Chris717171: tho techincallly thats odd...
HonestJustin2004: well im gonna have to go take a nap soon :)
HonestJustin2004: ill wait for 5 :)
Chris717171: k
Chris717171: THIS IS SOME BS ****ING HACKERY
HonestJustin2004: ?
HonestJustin2004: most of the code on certzone is :)
Chris717171: hah
Chris717171: yeah
Chris717171: i still don't know how hte **** we get that green abr to always be on the bottom
Chris717171: tom pulled that one out of his ***
HonestJustin2004: i think it uses dhtml
Chris717171: not that i could find
HonestJustin2004: hmm
Chris717171: so far it has something to do with a hieght of 100% and a missing tr
Chris717171: if u draw the site out there is one missing
HonestJustin2004: well however he did it im pretty sure its not "valid" according to html spec
Chris717171: u add it and it breaks
Chris717171: i foudn that out when i had to do that nli **** to work on their sever
Chris717171: i have no clue how i got it to work in the new shopping cart temps
Chris717171: k i guess i'll go have ken open the firewall or something
Chris717171: u wanna call him or something or me here
HonestJustin2004: ill ask him
Chris717171: OMFG
Chris717171: I GOT IT
Chris717171: ITS YOUR FAULT THERHE FKSDFSDFG
Chris717171: u had a ! in the php after the php open tag!
Chris717171: $#%#$^%#$^
HonestJustin2004: eh?
HonestJustin2004: how is it my fault, it worked before :)
HonestJustin2004: let me see the code
Chris717171: no it didn't
Chris717171: omg i'm so angry
HonestJustin2004: no, i know what you did i think
HonestJustin2004: and its still wrong :)
HonestJustin2004: paste the code
Chris717171: it works now
HonestJustin2004: PASTE
HonestJustin2004: ME
HonestJustin2004: THE
HonestJustin2004: CODDDDDDDDDDDDDE!
HonestJustin2004: if there was a ! it was there for a reason
Chris717171: wtf aol is taking out the php
HonestJustin2004: paste it without the php tags
Chris717171: if(!$oSession->IsValidUser()) {
echo('



Chris717171: omfg
Chris717171: wtfzor
HonestJustin2004: ok, listen :)
HonestJustin2004: haha youre an idiot hahaha
Chris717171: call me
Chris717171: call me
HonestJustin2004: ! means NOT... its saying, display the banner if the person is NOT LOGGED IN as a subscriber, as it should.
HonestJustin2004: the reason you didnt see it is because youre logged in
HonestJustin2004: as a subscriber
HonestJustin2004: now you took the ! out
HonestJustin2004: and youre saying
HonestJustin2004: display it if the person IS a subscriber
Chris717171: bah there are two things
Chris717171: personal2 is for people whoa ren't logged in
Chris717171: personal is for people who are
HonestJustin2004: no
Chris717171: thats how it's set up
Chris717171: i see no way of getting to study zone without going thru personal2
HonestJustin2004: personal2 is personal study zone 2.0
HonestJustin2004: personal1 is the old study zone
Chris717171: wtf
Chris717171: personal 1 is still live then
HonestJustin2004: yes, because there are still people with old study plans
Chris717171: ****ing a
Chris717171: whats a name i can use for personal2 then
Chris717171: since your justin pw sends me to 1
HonestJustin2004: hold
Chris717171: also u still had that ! in there
Chris717171: which ****ed it up
HonestJustin2004: no
HonestJustin2004: the ! is supposed to be in there
Chris717171: why
Chris717171: it won't post then
HonestJustin2004: because youre logged in as a subscriber!
Chris717171: omg wtf
Chris717171: none of the other ifs have the ! there
HonestJustin2004: ...
HonestJustin2004: dude
HonestJustin2004: ! means not
HonestJustin2004: literally
HonestJustin2004: it negates the boolean condition
HonestJustin2004: so if i said
HonestJustin2004: chris is !annoying
HonestJustin2004: i'd be lying
Chris717171: har har har
Chris717171: give me a 2 account
HonestJustin2004: if you take the ! away you're telling it to display the banner ad for subscribers only
Chris717171: i want it for both
Chris717171: so i jsut need to rip out the php then
HonestJustin2004: then dont use any php at all
Chris717171: arg

[ March 22, 2005, 04:24 PM: Message edited by: Infernal ]

[MrCoffee]

he sounds like me with java. :/

but I still know what ! means not. and I'd really know after you told me the first time :/

[Skapimp]

hahaha, I was expecting that to be lame, but I got a good chuckle out of it. Thanks for that, reminds me of me helping a few friends out with coding.

[Dojo2000]

Wow, you might want to comment the code for the designers

or get some designers that actually know how to code.

[Tru2Chevy]

Comment?!?!?! That's why they call it "code" :D

That was funny, I got a laugh out of it....

- Justin

[gergwheel]

Putting in comments in programming is totally giving away any job security you might have. That was a great conversation as well, i can totally relate to you, i have to deal with my retarded co-workers all the time, and they tell me retarded **** like, "maybe that else statement shouldnt be there" and it is obviously inside an if clause. AHHHHHHH just thinking about it makes me mad.

[TealV6]

ROFL!!!