a little poetry

[1DangerousV6]

not my own work..but a piece i enjoyed none the less..

Microwave Cat
COPYRIGHT 1989
T. L. Beard

I had a little kitty
it meant a lot to me
I attempted to give it a bath
And dry it on the rotissary

don't put your kitty in the oven
if it's life you want to save
it will cook from the inside out
that's what they say about the microwave
oh, not a noise
not a peep or a meow
it puts its face to the window
and the kitty went kerplow

put your kitty in the oven
it will cook real soon
it will blow it will pop out
like a big balloon

[Earnhardt132000]

That was so... touching.

[loser]

that is so horrible, i have 3 kittens im sure i could fit all 3 of them in the mircowave...hmm. im just kidding i could never do something like that.


kinda makes you wonder what the poet was on when he wrote that. cant be sober/sane i dont think...people are weird.

[1DangerousV6]

i love how it actually has a copyright haha