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    Any ladies on the board looking for a mail order husband?

    http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/

    I dont know whether to laugh or be incredibly frightened...
    Espescially this one:
    "I am looking for someone who can hold my attention, keep up with me, and who knows how to dress a wound (uhhh...ok thenI am attracted to a girl with a job and a car. preferably a Camarro . I like to meet big american girl.
    Country: Romania"

    [ August 13, 2004, 02:12 AM: Message edited by: FirebirdHatesRice ]
    1996 Pontiac Firebird: A4, Flowmaster 80 Series, dual 3\" Stainless Steel tips, SLP CAI, Alpine CDA-9813 deck, Infinity speakers, Alpine Type R sub, MTX Thunder 801d amp, Tsunami 2 Farad Capacitor.<br /> <a href=\"http://www.cardomain.com/id/firebirdfury\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.cardomain.com/id/firebirdfury</a>
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    There's no freakin way that is real LOL
    <b><a href=\"http://members.cox.net/95batmobile/d86f.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Sinister Six©</b></a><br /><a href=\"http://www.sounddomain.com/id/95batmobile\" target=\"_blank\">My \'95 Bird</a><br />I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.

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    • #3
      Thats some funny ****
      Lenore<br />Red 1996 Camaro 3.8L M5<br />Flowmaster 80 Series, Pro-5.0 Shifter

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      • #4
        they look like criminals [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]
        $Ryan$<br />95 3400 Teal Green FireBird M5<br />Mods: see link <a href=\"http://lowrider.cardomain.com/id/mystical420\" target=\"_blank\">http://lowrider.cardomain.com/id/mystical420</a> <br />1986 Gold Mazda B2000 ROTIP :)<br />*New*74 Moded 350 Chevy Pickup

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        • #5
          Originally posted by GreenDragon:
          they look like criminals [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]
          "Ladies, I have a lot of love to give. I will be starting a new life shortly and want you to be part of it. I am very romantic and in very good condition,.. but I won't be available for about 18 months, but I'm happy to write letters. I'm up for parole next month, so I'm hoping to be available sooner.
          Country: Pelican Bay Pen, USA"

          you're not too far off [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]
          1996 Pontiac Firebird: A4, Flowmaster 80 Series, dual 3\" Stainless Steel tips, SLP CAI, Alpine CDA-9813 deck, Infinity speakers, Alpine Type R sub, MTX Thunder 801d amp, Tsunami 2 Farad Capacitor.<br /> <a href=\"http://www.cardomain.com/id/firebirdfury\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.cardomain.com/id/firebirdfury</a>

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          • #6
            "My name is Daryl. I am 17, but will be turning 18 in September. I figure by the time we get to know each other I will be legal tender and we can marry. My parents are kicking me out after December and I'd like to meet a woman with a lot of money so we can have fun. I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we do not have to touch a lot."

            BAAHAHAHA!! translation: i'm not legal yet but my rents are kicking me out and need a rich woman to support me. if you're too old, i don't want to touch you, just your money.
            [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]
            1996 Pontiac <a href=\"http://www.fullthrottlev6.com\" target=\"_blank\">Firebird</a> <br />Black, 3.8L A4

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            • #7
              Hi everyone, this is called pretend... its the opposite of real.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Machiavelli:
                Hi everyone, this is called pretend... its the opposite of real.
                Hi everyone, this is a troll... it's the opposite of fun.
                1996 Pontiac <a href=\"http://www.fullthrottlev6.com\" target=\"_blank\">Firebird</a> <br />Black, 3.8L A4

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by j_downey50:
                  </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Machiavelli:
                  Hi everyone, this is called pretend... its the opposite of real.
                  Hi everyone, this is a troll... it's the opposite of fun. </font>[/QUOTE]youre the one who cant appreciate a joke when it slaps you in the face.... how much fun is that???

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Machiavelli:
                    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by j_downey50:
                    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Machiavelli:
                    Hi everyone, this is called pretend... its the opposite of real.
                    Hi everyone, this is a troll... it's the opposite of fun. </font>[/QUOTE]youre the one who cant appreciate a joke when it slaps you in the face.... how much fun is that??? </font>[/QUOTE]sorry, i suppose i've just become used to your posts being nothing but bull**** comments made to piss others off. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
                    1996 Pontiac <a href=\"http://www.fullthrottlev6.com\" target=\"_blank\">Firebird</a> <br />Black, 3.8L A4

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                    • #11
                      ohhh member number 5578... if you only knew.

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                      • #12
                        if you want to continue this, let's keep it out of the thread and off the boards. i don't feel like getting in trouble.

                        AIM: jdowney951
                        MSN: j_downey50@hotmail.com
                        1996 Pontiac <a href=\"http://www.fullthrottlev6.com\" target=\"_blank\">Firebird</a> <br />Black, 3.8L A4

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                        • #13
                          Blah blah blah, too late but you have the right idea.
                          www.RedLineVSix.com || 1996 Camaro, 15.159@92.5mph

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