club story... HILARIOUS

[fbirdgt01]

so, as you all know i've been having man problems. So, i decided to go out with the ONLY girl i ever hang out with to the club in downtown baltimore. Well, we get there, walk in, and start getting our little groove on and such. Well next thing i know, as per usual some random dude comes up and starts dancing with me. He was pretty hott, so i continued to dance with him i guess a little more "naughty" than usual. Well, my friend says she needs to go to the bathroom and makes me leave hott guy on the dance floor. Oh well right...

So, she goes to the bathroom while i go to the bar and order a drink, water of course. ;) And i don't see her for a few minutes and think there's a line for the bathroom or something so i take my drink over to the bathrooms and no line... hmmm???? So i walk up to the door, pull it open and scream AMANDA!!! only to see 4-5 guys standing at their urinals. Talk about embarrassed. LMFAO So, I appologize thinking it couldn't get any worse. So Amanda comes out and I tell her what happened and we went back to dancing.

Well this time, another "random" dude came and started trying to dance with me. I say trying because something was very strange about the way he was moving. So my friend amanda is like OMG and i said what...and the look on her face scared me enough. It was the old mexican man wearing a cowboy hat and cowboy boots. he grabbed me and started to ummm dance in a ummm thrusting motion...i tried to get away from him, and he wouldn't let me go. Finally i turned around and said..." I came here to dance, not to **** so, if you don't get your nasty hands off me, you will never be able to **** again. Got it?"

Needless to say we left after that... but I came to a conclusion, the only good place to meet a nice guy is church. Even then you gotta wonder.

I give up... honestly this time. I'm done with people...LOL the just continue to disgust me through and through everyday.

Someone please give me a past time, so I don't think about dating and sex and love and all that scandalous bull crap.

[97chevycamaro]

hmmm, shoulda ****ed him. those old tejano guys know how to work the back door

[V6MaroFL]

A good friend of mine went clubbing in baltimore once and some old mexican guy beat the **** out of her.. god i wish i could have met that guy

[ellik]

I remember going out to a club one night and walking into the 'wrong' bathroom. It was actually a unisex bathroom so it wasnt wrong in that sense, but wrong in that there was a guy bent over the sink with a woman servicing his back door with a strap on...... it was my first year of college. just moved to the 'big city' from a little conservative farming town. that was a bit of a shocker.

as for hobbies. how bout writing saucy 'romance' stories and submitting them to different magazines.... A written release for all that tension.

[token sebring]

that is really funny... why is it that dirty old men always frequent night clubs?? And I don't mean "old" as in 30 something (I'm getting too close to 30 for comfort) - I'm talking the skeevy men who have kids our age or older, trying to hit on us like they have something we might want... I mean, c'mon...

[fbirdgt01]

Originally posted by ellik:
I remember going out to a club one night and walking into the 'wrong' bathroom. It was actually a unisex bathroom so it wasnt wrong in that sense, but wrong in that there was a guy bent over the sink with a woman servicing his back door with a strap on...... it was my first year of college. just moved to the 'big city' from a little conservative farming town. that was a bit of a shocker.

as for hobbies. how bout writing saucy 'romance' stories and submitting them to different magazines.... A written release for all that tension.

shocker... no pun intended right??? LOL [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

Romance Stories...that actually sounds like a good idea. Do you get money for that?

[navyblue2000]

Originally posted by fbirdgt01:


Needless to say we left after that... but I came to a conclusion, the only good place to meet a nice guy is church. Even then you gotta wonder.

If that's why you go to church, you're going for all the wrong reasons.

I will say though, that I did meet Sarah through a friend at church, and she goes to one of our "sister" churches. So that all worked out just fine [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ellik]

Originally posted by fbirdgt01:
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shocker... no pun intended right??? LOL [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

Romance Stories...that actually sounds like a good idea. Do you get money for that? </font>[/QUOTE]LOL... right.

If they actually choose your story to publish I think they pay you a stipend for it. Depends on their distribution I think, but I wouldnt expect to get rich... getting noticed is the big benefit to it. I can ask a friend of mine who's had several stories published.

[Ian]

wait, he gave her the shocker?

[95fbirdkid]

If that's why you go to church, you're going for all the wrong reasons.

Now, honestly, there are some hotties at church

[Dan M]

Doesn't that happen all the time?

[Merlin]

Looking for love in a club is like looking for a straight guy in Key West...(Not that I am looking for either) [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

[wannabe]

You act like you're surprised there were skeezy guys trying to hump you at the club

If you seriously want a good pastime, take a martial arts class. Stress relief, exercise, hobby, and self-defense all in a one-hour class 3x per week. Plus, you can drop the next old skeezy guy on his back in front of all his friends.

[fbirdgt01]

i wasn't looking for anything in the club but a good time... but tex mex kinda turned that off. It's sad i'm 20 years old and i don't like going to clubs anymore.

[CAMAROWIDBASS]

Things like this are common at any club you go to. Here in H Town i go to The Roxy or to T-Town and shiet like that is all over the place, you shoul see when they do the booty contest all the 40 year old guys try and get at it.